Honest Wu Trailer

From the video game franchise whose battles have been won by sheer luck, comes the kingdom,

that is very boring

The Wu Kingdom

(Showing Sun Jian)

Travel across the land with the Sun family and meet Sun Jian, a boring, short lived douchebag who doesn't take any conversations with his children so seriously.

(Showing Sun Ce)

After his apparent death at the hands of an arrow and the death of this guy also in the hands of an arrow, this guy (Sun Quan)

Is forced to lead the kingdom to apparent greatness...

Only for him to pass away during the Sima family's rise to power. Anyway...

After Sun Shang Xiang is betrothed to Liu Bei of Shu, these guys step in to be just as boring as the rest of the game.

Wow... Why are they getting screwed up?

Tag along with the soldiers of Wu as they:

Burn down an entire fleet (Chibi)

Lose to a French sounding guy (Hefei)

Betray Shu and lose Tom Cruise look - alike (Lu Meng) afterwards (Fan Castle)

And burn down everything that's in front of Shu at a time like this. (Yiling)

Ugh... are they even sure about this?

Starring:

Big Boss (Sun Jian)

Snake Eyes (Sun Ce)

Discount Zuko (Sun Quan)

That girl from Bleach (Sun Shang Xiang)

Gwyneth Paltrow (Zhou Yu)

The Invincible Son of Pyro Pete the Invincible (Lu Xun)

TreSemme (Ling Tong)

Super Saiyan (Gan Ning)

Mission Impossible (Lu Meng)

Female Hawkeye (Lian Shi)

Storm Shadow (Zhou Tai)

Frankenstein's monster,

WITH CHEESY LINES! (Ding Feng)

and

(Showing Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao)

What the hell?

The Wu Kingdom