A/N: As I said in the summary, this is on the crack side of things. XD It's just a silly piece like an omake or something. And I just couldn't resist writing it. XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Nobunaga the Fool.
Arthur's Face
"King Arthur is a man among men," Alexander said as strong as he could without shouting.
"No, King Arthur is a beautiful woman," Caesar refuted calmly.
Alexander scowled. "No, I have seen King Arthur's face and he is most definitely a man among men. One of the greatest to live."
Caesar slyly smirked like he was a cat toying with a mouse. "I saw King Arthur's face too and he is a beautiful woman who is suffering greatly."
"Ludicrous!" Alexander spat. "There is no way at all."
Caesar sighed. "You are one to never appreciate beauty."
"And you "appreciate" it too much, you skirt chaser. No wonder you deluded yourself into thinking King Arthur is a woman," Alexander jabbed.
Caesar merely shook his head. "I do believe it's you who is delusional. After all, you aren't one for grace."
They continued to argue further not even noticing that Mitsuhide had appeared. The strategist had his head hung down and looked like he was remembering something painful. "King Arthur is my father," he said softly.
Caesar and Alexander immediately stopped and slowly turned to Mitsuhide. All they could do was stare at him. They didn't even have a comeback for that.
"Caesar-dono," an upset feminine voice sounded. Caesar and Alexander turned to see Ichihime with a frown on her face. She clearly wasn't happy about what Caesar was saying.
With a smile, Caesar walked over to his dear wife and grabbed her hand. "Of course I have no interest in King Arthur, my dear. You are the only one I have eyes for," Caesar fondly said while he stroked her cheek.
"Caesar-dono..." Ichihime breathed out.
Caesar then turned to Alexander with a sweep of his arm. "I concede defeat. But only in this," the general added tersely.
Alexander gave the pair a look. "Cesare was right... You really were whipped by a woman." Alexander then turned to Mitsuhide. "What about him?"
Caesar gave the strategist a glance. Mitsuhide looked like he was crying now. "You win by default. By reason of insanity."
"Hm, well, can't argue about that," Alexander mused.
"Caesar-dono!" Ichihime admonished.
Caesar turned to his wife. "It's just the truth. Mitsuhide says King Arthur is his father..."
"Oh!" Ichihime sounded as she put her hand to her mouth.
And that's how it was agreed upon that Alexander was right about King Arthur.
