This is my second attemp to write a fic for Spirited Away. I think my other story is to sentimental (sp?) to continue, so, I guess I'll work on something that is more like me: HUMOR!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! ^o^ Anyway, hope yous likes!

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I Like Ham
by me

One day Haku and Chihiro were in the spirit world playing in the garden of all those beautiful chigger infested flowers. Then Haku had noticed something on one of the flowers.

Haku: LOOK!!! What do you think that is?

Haku pointed at an ordinary flower pedal with nothing wrong with it.

Chihiro: I don't know, Haku. I think it might be a blanket for my pinky finger!

Haku: Really!!?? AWSOME!!!!

Haku tore off the pedal and put it on her pinky finger. But something went terribly wrong! The pedal kept falling off Chihiro's finger! So, without hesitation, Haku got a piece of tape out of nowhere and taped the pedal to Chihiro's pinky.

Haku: Now then, let's proceed to our next location...

Chihiro: Where's that?

Haku: *smiles creeply* ......the...........BATHROOM!!!! MAN! I GOTTA GO!!!

Haku ran as fast as his little legs could run to the bath-house. He finnaly reached the bathroom....and....!

Haku: Hey, wait a minute, I don't have to use the bathroom anymore! KOOL!

Then Chihiro walked up behind him.

Chihiro: Hey! Are you done already?

Haku: Yeah, I decide I really don't have to go anymore......but you know what?

Chihiro: What?

Haku: I like ham.....

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Helga22: Kool, huh? yeah, I thought so.

Haku: HEY!! I really need to tell the people something before they all leave!!

Helga22: What....

Haku: I like ham.....

Helga22: That's good for you, now everyone has to go away until I finish the next chappie! Bye!

Haku: I like ham.....I like Ham.....I like- HEY!!! WAIT!!! Do I have to leave too?

Helga22: No Haku, I want you to stay. You can do something to help me...hehehehe! :)

Haku: COOLIE!!! ^-^......uh, I hope your not being perverted about that....- .-`