January 1st: Day before resuming last day high school (hell) 8:23pm
Diary,
Three things a girl can only dream of:
one: being a princess
two: having a super hot hunky boyfriend(that thinks your super hot and hunky I mean cute too)
three: And having normal parents.
Well if those were a girls three wishes then I guess you would call me the luckiest girl in the world because 1) I am a princess 2) I have a super hot hunky boyfriend that thinks I am super hot and hunky I mean cute to. And 3) I have normal parents. Err if you consider your mums dating your algebra teacher normal then I guess I hit the jackpot.
Oh god you must think I am the biggest freak in the world well then let me introduce myself.
I am Mia Thermopolis, I am seventeen years old and I happen to be the princess of Genovia. Yes, that's right, princess of Genovia that pretty much means that I run the country. (I know right it's not every day you hear of a 17 year old running a country). I happen to hate Algebra (so I guess my mother's boyfriend slash my algebra teacher comes in handy) and my best friend is Lily Moscovitz, who also happens to be my ex boyfriends sister. His name is Michael Moscovitz.
Yep that's me, sounds exciting think again. Being a princess is not all that it's cracked up to be.
Ok so special treatment, heaps of money and boys with foreign accents sitting next to you is great but it's a lot harder than that. I have to go through princess lesson's everyday with a snobby, uptight, prissy old lady I like to call or have no choice but to call grandmere. She teaches me things like etiquette and how to be a lady....enfaces on the LADY and I thought natural princess were born lady like.
Natural ladies have breasts and long shiny hair like those models in the magazines. They also aren't the sizes of giraffes. So I guess what I am trying to say is I have none of those balls on my chest that guys find attractive ,I also have dull looking hair and my height.... let's just say is embarrassing.
Just imagine the leaning tower of pizza with a head and no bumps and EXCELLENTA u have Mia Thermopolis princess of Genovia.
Wait, I think I'm being too harsh on myself. I mean I do have little boobs their just not the size of Pamela Anderson's .My hair may not be long and shiny but it has grown a lot in the past year and my height ...well nothing can excuse my height, so I'm just going to have to deal with that.
Well anyway I've only been a princess for a year and I'm already complaining, I think I should save the whining for when they make me find a husband. OH BROTHER
I guess I am kind of lucky, not about the princess thing, but of my super hot hunky boyfriend josh. (Note to self stop calling him that people will think I'm a freak).
Wait (note to self again people already think I'm a freak why stop now).
Well let's get started josh...josh...ohhhhhh I can't wait to see him at school. I haven't gotten to see him throughout the whole holidays because he was on vacation with his family in Paris and I was stuck being heir to the throne and running a country. We texted and called like every day even thought it cost a fortune. (I of course paid the bill)
We started dating two months before school finished; I think he asked me out on his second day at Albert Einstein high. Look I know it's the typical cliché of him being new to the school, and me showing him around. Sometimes I think about his sudden interest in me. Was it because he loved me or because I had a tiara and ruled a country? But I have learnt to keep those negative thoughts away. He loves me for me, he is mine and I am his. He loves me.
He really loves me. Love. Love. Such a funny word. Love.
Now maybe I should explain Michael Moscovitz my best friend's brother. Well let's just say he was my first love and I'm not just saying it in a teenage lovey dovey sort of way. I really was in love, we both were. The only problem was that he was a brainiac and was accepted in Japan to test his theory on robots. He was going to have to build one and then it all became too technical for me to understand. I guess I couldn't handle the long distance relationship so u guessed it I dumped him, even worse over the phone. But I mean, how else was I supposed to do it? It's not like I have a private jet that can take me anywhere in the world, whenever I want… Oh. I do have a jet that can take me anywhere in the world at anytime. Ok, so it was wrong of me, to end it by phone, but I just couldn't face him.
But lucky for me I've moved on and now I have a new boyfriend that is super hot and....is that all there is to josh? I mean do I love him the way I loved Michael? I mean his way popular and everything, not to mention also royalty that's why grandma loves him to death. But sometimes I wonder if I only am going out with him because of the popularity and to keep grandma of my back. OH MY GOD, HERE I GO AGAIN COMPLAINING, that's it note to self New Year resolution BE MORE POSITIVE.
I can't wait to see Josh tomorrow, but I mean I still like him I guess, I just sometimes have doubts but every relationship has doubts right.....right. Well of course you're not going to respond. You're a simple diary that I write in to keep me sane. Why would you reply? You aren't a magical diary are you? I guess it's just whenever I think of Michael and josh I compare and in the end I choose one and I want to choose josh but oh… What I had with Michael was special, but that's not to say, that I haven't got a special connection with Josh. It's just a different "special", it not as "full on"
Sorry Diary, Lily just sent me an I.M, so you're going to have to wait.
Lily Moscovitz is my best friend of like forever. Well until last year when we got into a little fight which I'd rather not talk about. I don't want to bring up the negativity. Well anyway where talking now but she's still angry with me. But what can I say best friends forever, or until we both die. Whichever comes first.
I.M Conversation:
WOMANRULE: Mia you're not going to believe it GUESS WHAT
FATLOUIE: Principal Gupta is no longer principal because she decided to run off and be in a circus
WOMANRULE: WHAT....wow your imagination must be running wild child are you bored?
FATLOUIE: oh common just imagine her inn a clown suite with the red hair and white face. Ha ha hilarious fatlouise's laughing to.
WOMANRULE: don't let that fat cat laugh too hard he might POP. And I mean really pop like exploding guts everywhere.
End I.M Conversation
Fatlouise's my cat that I've had for years now. Grandma thinks princesses should have poodles, but I can't let go of fat Louie. He is like family to me, the sibling I never had. Even though I do have siblings, well one. A little brother named Rocky. I know what the hell? Who name's their kid Rocky? It sounds like a dog's name.
I.M Conversation:
FATLOUIE: leave him alone so he likes to eat. Indulging never killed anybody
WOMANRULE: yeah and what does over indulging do Mia... your going to kill the poor cat
FATLOUIE: oh for the sake of Genovia hurry up and tell me the news
WOMANRULE: with pleasure guess who's coming back from Japan because they finished a robot. Wait don't guess, I'll just say it! MICHAEL'S BACK HE GOT HERE JUST THIS MORNING! And wait there's more! He's coming to our school! He can't handle the snobs at Snobby Snob High. Isn't that just great?! By the way he says sorry he didn't let you know he was coming. It was a last minute thing and he wants to see you as soon as he is no longer jet-lagged which will hopefully be tomorrow at school. I call him "The nocturnal one"
End I.M Conversation.
I couldn't even reply when she told me that. Michael was here, and he wanted to see me? This is the worst possible thing that could happen.
Unless of course, he wants to see me so he can unleash his robots at me, which would tear me into small pieces!!!!
I guess I'm just going to have to wait and see what happens. I can handle Michael, but I can't handle Michael with an army of Robots! I'm a princess, what could I do?
Hello people, this is my first attempt at a fan fic, so I hope you like it. Please let me know if I have to fix anything, I accept flames, but only if its for a good reason, and If you flame, let me know what I can do to fix the problem!
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