Author Notes. Hi everyone invader phoebe here!, this is going to be my first fic ever so be nce if you review, its about zim because he is awsome, and this is gonna be a pretty cool fic if i say so myself but its honestly not my best work... oh well.. on with the story.

Disclaimer. ALMOST FORGOT!! i dont own the show invader zim or any rights to its franchise though it would be pretty cool if i did


Chapter 1:

It's been exactly a year since zim landed on planet earth, dib had yet to prove false zim's obvious disguise to mankind and was gettin tired of doing so, zim also became better everytime at his plans as if he was actually thinking about them ... almost... tough dib still remembered when zim tried to kill him with a toy car 2 weeks ago... and man that was close, weird, but close

We see Dib eating at his food table with his sister gaz while spouting paranormal nosese (obliously irritating gaz) until he catches a glimpse of what appears to be blueprints (or purpleprints?) in zim claws."Man... i hope i find about zim's next plan in time to stop it, he's been being more cautious lately and spying on him is getting hard..." said dib "For the last time dib I dont care!, he's been here on earth for a year and he hasnt been capable of taking it over, even with all of his advanced technology, he's too stupid to do it, and im frankly tired of hearing you so if you dont shut up im gonna shove all your paranormal crap down your troath to silence you" "geez gaz you dont have to get so angry im just trying to save all mankind!" "and what exactly has mankind done for any of us huh?, hey had done nothing more than humiliate you for ages and even more since zim, the irrefutable proof that you are right, arived, if it were me i would say fuck mankind im saving myself" "Come on gaz dont be like that i understand that you may not like people but still de deserve to live... i think""You think? you see not even you are sure of your devotion anymore, honestly, i am and i am going to sit next to the only other one i know who despises mankind like me"

Gaz sat up and marched towards the green little guy leaving a dumbstruck dib behind. 'damn, i know why gaz is angry at mankind but come on! that's just ridiculous no mater what happened to mom we are talking about the entire race here' dib tought along many other things that kept him from standing while her sister went to sit with his nemesis

A/N well thats the fisrt chapter and yes its rather short but the first par of the whole story is pretty short so im separating it by scenes rather than chapters at least for now see ya dont forget to review Invader Phoebe signing off!