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Note #1: Yeah ok I just am bored and this is the result of it. I decided that all the romance stuff out there is annoying, so when that happens then it means its time for me to make fun. So here we go.

Note #2: Just in case you don't know who loves who well heres the list.

Chris Jericho who loves Stephanie McMahon, who loves Chris Jericho back, Batista loves Trish Stratus, who loves John Cena, who loves Stacy Keibler, who loves Randy Orton, who loves himself and Romeo Roselli, who loves all the guys

Date: April 26, 2005

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Everybody Loves Somebody Part 1 "So who sleeps where?"

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"I can't believe that we will all be fired if we don't do this!" Jericho complained.

"Oh its not so bad we get a month off." Trish said, with a slight smile.

"Thats true... to bad I have to spend it locked in a stupid house with the seven of you the entire time." Orton said, commenting on the "project". Once again Vince had yet another crazy idea. This time it was a WWE reality show. Take eight WWE superstars and stick them all in the same house with each other for a month. The eight superstars in question were Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, Stacy Keibler, John Cena, Trish Stratus, Dave Batista, new comer and one half of The Heart-Throbs, Romeo Roselli and-

"I still cant believe that Daddy is making me, his little princess do this!" Stephanie McMahon yelled.

"Why do you find it so hard to believe? The last time you were seen on TV he was beating the crap outta you and firing you from your general manager job." Batista said.

"You know what guys we should start a petition to get Stephanie back in power on Smackdown! Or better yet on Raw!" Jericho suggested. Everyone just looked at him for the briefest of seconds and went back to what they were doing.

"I cant believe that we were only allowed to pack one suitcase! That can hardly cover my socks and I'm expected to put ALL of my clothes in one? Its not possible!" Stacy yelled frustrated at the one suitcase of clothes that she was allowed to bring.

"Oh get over it. I mean how much clothes do you need? Were only gonna be here for a month and its not like we don't have a washer and dryer." Cena said, unlike everyone else though he just had his clothes in a garbage bag, you know, since that was more thug life.

"I can see where your both coming from, where as I didn't need to pack much clothes I still wanted to pack more then one of my sleek, stylish suits." Batista said holding it up so everyone else can see how impressive it truly was, not that they cared mind you. Still though, to Batista that suit glowed.

"You and your damn pimp suits! Give it a rest would you?" Jericho said.

"Yeah Chris is right, we get the point you have style but the real question is can you pull off wearing those?" Romeo said pointing to Jericho's pants. Batista just raised an eyebrow.

"I wouldn't even want to try to pull off those atrocious black and white checkered pants. There the worst offense to clothing ever." Batista said, channeling his inner-fashion critic.

"Hey watch out there junior! These pants along with this stylish matching shirt, are way better then ANYTHING that you have ever worn jackass!" Jericho said. Batista simply shook his head at Jericho.

"You know nothing about fashion." Batista said.

"You got that right Dave, I mean the guy constantly dresses himself in a dark closet." Trish said siding with Batista, anything to go do to align herself against Jericho she would do, she still had alot of hate for that stupid bet all that time ago.

"Oh shut up Trish, you know your only saying that you hate Chris anyways." Stephanie said taking Jericho's side.

"You know there arnt many people who could pull of what Chris has on but he does it great!" Romeo said complimenting Jericho.

"Well what do you expect I am a HUGE Rock star after... Are you looking at my gorgeous ass!" Jericho yelled shoving Romeo who was quite obviously staring.

"What! No! Of course not! I'm all man baby!" Romeo said flexing his muscles, causing everyone to sigh. The guy wasn't as big as most wrestlers but my god no one could of ever told him that.

"Does anyone know why this new guy is here anyways? I mean has he ever been on TV before even?" Orton asked.

"Yeah he was on there getting a tag title shot his with Heart-Throb partner Antonio Thomas the week they showed that clip of you bitching and crying to the camera about how Batista here beat the hell out of your shoulder." Cena pointed out smugly.

"Yeah don't you even watch Raw or Smackdown when your not on it?" Stephanie asked.

"Why whats the point? I'm not on there, which means I don't need to waste my time on it, as for Smackdown I could care less about that crappy show, oh except that one week I slapped The Undertaker, I have that one taped off." Orton said with a smile.

"You know Orton you saying that makes me enjoy Wrestlemania 21 on DVD even more." Batista said with a smug grin.

"Why cause you won MY world title there?" Orton said with utter disgust for Batista.

"Na dawg, I think its cause you got owned by Taker." Cena said with a grin that mirrored Batista's.

"You know guys I think if you look close enough you could see the tears freely falling down his cheeks after Taker beat his ass." Jericho said, causing all three men to burst out in laughter at Orton.

"Oh screw you guys! All three of you!" I'm gonna go to bed!" Orton yelled, stomping off towards where he assumed the bedrooms where.

"Uh-oh, I think hes going to cry again." Batista said with a laugh, which Jericho and Cena quickly joined in on.

"You guys should be ashamed of yourself! What do you think this is high school? Your grown men for god sakes!" Stacy yelled stomping off in the direction of Orton to comfort him.

"Heh, women huh guys? Am I right or what?" Jericho said with a grin.

"Oh and just what about women?" Stephanie yelled in that shrill voice she uses when shes upset at something.

"Ummm... nothing." Jericho said quickly backing down, causing Batista and Cena to now laugh at Jericho instead. This laughter was short lived though as Stacy poked her head out of the bed room.

"Guys if you want a bed you should hurry there are only four of them in here for some reason." Stacy said, and with that announcement all bets were off. All six people ran into the room and upon seeing that Orton and Stacy already had beds and there were only two more left the pushing and shoving to get into the door started. Batista gave Romeo a mighty push shoving him flat on his ass in the hall way. A move mirrored by Trish as she shoved Stephanie down in quite the same fashion.

"Steph are you ok?" Jericho said abandoning the beds to check on her.

"I think so, oh crap the beds!" Stephanie yelled jumping back to her feet but by that time it was to late for her Jericho and Romero. Trish proved to be as fast as she was quick, and slid between Batista and Cena for one of the beds, leaving only one bed and Batista and Cena having to fight for it. Cena threw his garbage bag of clothes on the bed then stopped his running.

"Got it!" Cena said with a grin.

"Hardly!" Batista said throwing Cena's garbage bag of clothes to the floor and hopping on the bed himself.

"Yo dawg that bed is mine! I threw my bag on it first!" Cena yelled.

"So what? A garbage bag full of clothes dosen't count! You gotta get on the bed for yourself so this bed is mine!" Batista said.

"The hell it is!" Cena yelled.

"I agree, when John threw his bag on it the bed officially became his." Trish piped up agreeing with Cena.

"Screw that Dave got on that bed first so its his!" Stephanie said, mostly saying this due to Trish putting her word in for Cena.

"Steph is right. Its one thing to throw your clothes on the bed, its a complete different thing to get on the bed yourself. I hate to tell you Cena but that bed belongs to Batista." Jericho said, agreeing with Stephanie, all the while thinking about where he was going to sleep.

"Chris is right! Dave owns that bed!" Romeo said poking his head under Jericho's arm which he had against the door frame.

"Would you get outta there!" Jericho yelled shoving Romeo in the room flat on his face doing what Batista had done seconds earlier, only with a twist.

"Fine then, Batista could have the bed! I'm a thug dawg, its nothin' new for me to rough it yo!" Cena declared picking his bag up off the floor.

"Yeah its best you start thinking like that because your not getting this bed." Batista pointed out.

"Whatever dawg. I'm still gonna throw my clothes into the closet." Cena said, walking over the closet , opening it and then running in.

"Wow, big closet, probably as big as what mine is at home." Stephanie said, with a smile.

"I got my bed!" Cena yelled from inside the closet. Jericho, Stephanie and Romeo all then exchanged glances and made a dash for the closet. Once getting in there they saw there was only one bed in there but unlike the four twin sized beds in the main part of the bed room the closet had a queen sized bed. Upon seeing this Jericho just sighed and left the closet. Stephanie was not above using her assets to get in the bed with Cena however, she wanted a place to sleep.

"You know John, I could make it worth your wild if you let me in that bed with you." Stephanie said with the usual smile she often used to seduce men.

"Well I do like my leg room when I'm in a bed, but there is one thing that I like when I'm a bed even more." Cena said with a grin, as he checked out Stephanie. Stephanie then for her part did a little spin for Cena, before putting her arms around his neck.

"Then I think we can work something out." Stephanie said.

"You know what babe, y'all got yerself a deal." Cena said with a smile.

"Excellent!" Stephanie said.

"Yeah fo'sure." Cena said with a grin, at this point however Stephanie pulled out her ever present chequebook.

"Ok so a whole month worth of bed space, lets say thats fifty dollars a night, fifty dollars times thirty days equals fifteen hundred dollars." Stephanie said writing a cheque and handing it to Cena.

"Yo whats this?" Cena said, obviously he knew what it was but this wasn't the deal the thought he was striking up.

"Your going to find a hard time fitting in this bed Stephanie, far as I can tell it only holds two." Romeo said from behind the two. They both quickly turned around to see Romeo, who was now only wearing a thong already in the bed and jumping under the covers.

"Aw hell no!" Cena yelled stomping over to the bed and pulling Romeo out.

"Hey you cant do that! I have claimed that half of the bed for myself!" Romeo yelled diving back under the sheets.

"Sorry John but it looks like that bed is a bit to crowded for me." Stephanie said.

"Yo wait Steph this bed is half yours hes getting his ass out of there for good!" Cena yelled.

"Actually I don't want to be in a bed that his ass cheeks have touched, lord only knows what he might have." Stephanie said.

"What! But... Ah hell no!" Cena yelled. Stephanie then held her hand out.

"I'll be taking that cheque back now John." Stephanie said. Cena just look at her hand and shook it.

"You were to slow, if you jumped in this bed I wouldn't have to share it with... THAT." Cena said.

"Thats not my problem now John. Give me my money back." Stephanie said. Cena in response shook his head.

"Actually that fifteen hundred should help compensate having to share a bed with him. That cash is mine." Cena said pulling it out of his pocket biting it and shoving it back in there. Stephanie merely rolled her eyes.

"Fine then keep it! That fifteen hundred out of the normal persons pocket is only like fifteen cents out of mine!" Stephanie yelled walking out the room. She had grossly underestimated her own wealth and know it, she was trying to prove a point but suddenly she thought she failed, instead of going back and looking stupid though she decided to just cut her losses and hear out to where Jericho was looking around.

"Looks like that was the only closet and last bed." Jericho said with a sigh. A sigh quickly mirrored by Stephanie.

"Perfect." Stephanie said, the word dripping in sarcasm.

"Should we have a game of rock, paper, scissors for the couch?" Jericho suggested.

"Fine, lets show the rest of these people how to be civil." Stephanie said. Both then put there hands into the form of a fist and followed out the rock, paper, scissors actions. Stephanie had rock while Jericho got paper.

"Aw crap." Stephanie said.

"I'll say, rock flies right through paper. Looks like you win." Jericho said playing dumb to the rules. Stephanie just looked blankly at him.

"What?" Stephanie asked.

"Rock... it flies right through paper, you win." Jericho said again. This time Stephanie caught on to the fact that Jericho was just trying to be a nice guy.

"Well then what beats rock?" Stephanie said, being clever herself.

"Nothing beats rock. Hmmm... guess I should of picked it." Jericho said with a grin.

"Jericho you idiot! Your so stupid! Paper covers-" Orton started before being cut off by Jericho.

"HEY Stephanie, how about we check out that couch of yours?" Jericho suggested pushing Stephanie out the door. They then walked over to the couch, where Stephanie sat down on it.

"Its pretty comfortable." Stephanie said.

"Great, you lucked out." Jericho said, with a grin.

"So where are you going to sleep?" Stephanie asked.

"Well its obvious the whole bed thing is a lame gimmick your father thought up for this crappy joke of a reality show so I guess that means I'm on the floor." Jericho said with a sigh. His back surely would be in wonderful condition after this month was up. Jericho then left the living room looking around the house for the most comfortable piece of floor to sleep on if such a thing existed, and more so for another bed that everyone might of looked over. After seeing none Jericho decided to settle for the only carpeted floor in the house which was in the living room. When he got back there He had seen that Stephanie had the couch pulled out into a bed.

"Looks like the couch turns into a bed. Need a place to sleep?"

To be continued...

Well theres the first chapter in this... thing, whatever it will be. I sure as hell don't know yet but hell I like it. So what does everyone else think? Please review and tell me.

Later

-T Bond