ASUKA
Pardoy of "Malcolm" by the Arrogant Worms
Written by Philip Moore

Shinji solves his problems by running out of town
Misato solves her problems by guzzling beer down
You just do what you're told, if your name is Rei
Just don't piss Asuka off 'cause she's got her own way

'Cause Asuka solves her problems with an Eva
Asuka solves her problems with an Eva
Asuka solves her problems with an Eva
Or at least that's what she'd like

Whether it's a cole sore or bad food on her plate
A bad grade in school or a nasty twist of fate
Pesky teenage boys who just want to mate
Or her idiot excuse for a roommate

Asuka solves her problems with an Eva
Asuka solves her problems with an Eva
Asuka solves her problems with an Eva
Or at least that's what she'd like

She would go...(crashes and yells)

Problem's killed