One-shots about Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters.

One day I was talking to my mum about some thing random, I can't remember now. How ever, at one point she heard me say 'Tonksy Tale's' which was not even close to what I said so I decided that since she's my favorite character and she's fun to write about, here are some tale's about Tonks. A.K.A - Tonksy Tale's. This one is random, these stories will often range from angst to romance to funny little stories I've thought up. They will never be rated over T though, just some clean fun. I really hope you like them all lots.


Tonksy Tales

CossetteLune

Last Night!

One morning the Weasley twins decided that the perfect victims for their latest joke would be the newly wedded couple. Tonks and Remus were currently staying at Grimmauld place, only married for a few weeks now. In the middle of the night they preformed a silencing charm around there room and set off a recording they got earlier from the couple. It was a simple enough recording, from a perfectly innocent conversation but with a bit of editing it sounded like they were celebrating their wedding with all they had. They placed it right next to their door and played it loud enough for the entire house to hear.

Suddenly Tonks voice screamed out. "NO REMUS! Save that for later!" and Remus' voice replied with.

"Why? I know you'll look amazing in it any time, my love," Then Tonks yelped, her high-pitched voice ringing through the house waking every one up. Of course every one was to embarrassed to leave their room. The recording went on after a few more shrieks.

"That hurts!"

"Suck it up."

"Get it bigger!" Tonks complained.

"There's nothing wrong with the size!" Remus defended. Then more screams. When the two boys thought that it had been plenty long enough they shut off the recording, the last thing every one hurt was Tonks gasping for breath.

Every one seemed to move around, cautiously the next morning at the breakfast table and it remained silent until Tonks came into the room breaking the silence. "Morning," She yawned. Almost every one blushed and were suddenly very interested in their cutlery.

"Would you like some breakfast dear?" Molly asked courteously handing her a plate with toast and eggs, but never meeting eye contact with her.

"Thanks, I'm starving," As she sat down, her husband came in.

"Good morning every one," He smiled at every one and sat next to Tonks wrapping his arms around her waist. "Sleep well last night love?" She smiled and kissed his cheek in answer.

"What with every one today?" Tonks inquired, noticing that still no one had risen their heads. It took every thing they had to stop Fred and George from bursting out laughing.

"I think they're embarrassed, George, what do you think?" Fred was the only one to speak and Molly sent a warning glare at her sons, who decided to ignore them.

"I would have to agree, Fred. Why though?"

Fred let out a soft giggle before answering. "Well, perhaps it was because Lupin and Tonks were having the time of their life last night in their room. Don't tell me you slept through it, I'm pretty sure the neighbours heard."

"That's quite enough out of you two," Molly said through clenched teeth, her cheeks flushing bright red.

"What do you mean?" We went to sleep as soon as we went up their and came down as soon as we woke," She was utterly confused.

"Yeah, sure you did," George winked at them.

Every one began very quickly needing to be some where. Molly had to go make her bed. Ginny and Hermione wanted to help her. Harry and Ron decided to go play a game of chess and every one else got up and left with no excuse hoping to go un-noticed in all the commotion. Only Fred, George and Sirius remained.

Sirius grinned at his best friend. "Taking good care of my little cousin I see." Both Fred and George laughed and Tonks dropped her fork.

"Seriously, we didn't do any thing last night other then sleep."

"That's not what it sounded like," George managed to get though his giggles.

"What did you two do?" Remus looked straight at the twins who shrugged and continued eating before excusing themselves. The tree left at the table could hear them laughing all down the hall. "I swear, what ever you heard, it was them!"

"What ever you say mate, but next time you might want to consider others."

"We didn't do any thing!" Tonks' cheeks were beginning to go red.

"Hey, it's not me you have to convince, try every one else first, then get back to me," Sirius was laughing historically now which only maddened Tonks more.

"Calm down, love," Remus soothed her gently.

Molly came back into the room, red as a cherry and began stuttering out her words. "In the future, c- could you please, just, please. Well. Take into a- account that. What I'm trying to say is. My children are still young. P- please."

"WE DID NOT HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!" Tonks shouted, tired of being blamed for some thing she didn't do.

"No need to yell, Dora," Remus' cheeks were growing pink now, as well.

"Sorry, Molly, Remus. But nothing happened last night. I swear," Tonks sighed and turned back to her breakfast. She wasn't getting any where with this.

"It's okay, sweetie. I'm sorry to," Molly smiled awkwardly and left the room again.

"It that is the case you two. You have a very boring sex life," Sirius chuckled.

"Would you let it go!" Tonks snapped again.

"Dora," Remus took her hand in his. "Why don't we go for a walk or some thing. Burn off some energy."

"You still have energy left?" Sirius interjected earning an egg to be thrown into his face. Eventually Remus managed to get Tonks out of the house to calm her down. No one ever did believe them though, and only Fred and George knew that it was a recorded conversation of Tonks trying on a corset she intended on wearing to her wedding.


Hopefully you enjoyed that, please read and review. Also, if any one loves Tonks as much as I do and wants to BETA read my 'Tonksy Tale's please pm me or contact me in some way. Thank you so much.

xxx

CossetteLune