I had to write this out, because when I heard the term, 'Red eyes, dark skin' I thought:
OH MY GAWD! SOUL EATER EVANS IS ISHVALAN! Thus this was born.
I also think the term 'meister' sounds like an innuendo. Tell me it doesn't. Seriously.
I own neither FMA nor Soul Eater.
Edward Elric fell from a hole in the sky, and he landed in an apartment, and two kids, about 13, were sitting at a table and eating.
Edward got up and the two kids stared at him.
Then the red-eyed boy said,
"Who are you and what are you doing here, pipsqueak? Also, being that short is not cool."
Before the 'pipsqueak' could react, the other kid picked up a book and slammed it into his forehead.
"MAKA CHOP!"
Ed's thoughts: That kid's an Ishvalan, no doubt. Is that girl with the military? No, too young. Maybe it's something nasty going on and maybe there's a group kidnapping Ishvalans, and selling them as house slaves? No, then she wouldn't be eating at the same table as him. What's up here?
All of these thoughts dropped when they started to talk.
"Ow! Maka, what was that for?"
"Don't be rude, Soul!"
"He could be dangerous! We have no clue as to who he is!"
Edward snapped his fingers.
"I got it! You two are married early after your parents promised you to each other before birth!"
Maka spat out her drink and Soul coughed.
"WHAT?"
"Look here shorty, Maka is my meister and my roomate, but not my lover! No way I'd hook up with anybody with a chest as flat as hers, anyway. Not cool!"
Maka held up her book threateningly. He flinched.
Ed processed this.
"Meister sounds like an innuendo- WAIT, WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU COULD STEP ON HIM WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT!" He jumped up and kicked Soul in the face. Soul ducked, and Maka stepped back a few feet.
"Alright, Soul. I believe you! He's a threat!"
"Huh?"
Then Soul turned into a scythe. Maka grabbed it.
"OH MY GOD YOU JUST TRANSMUTED YOUR ALLY INTO A WEAPON! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?"
The scythe then talked.
"I'm alive, you stupid pipsqueak!"
"Wait…you're a chimera?! WORSE, MUCH WORSE!" Then Ed fainted.
"Well, I suppose he's incapacitated."
Soul turned back into a human.
"Jeez, what a weird guy."
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