Like It Matters...


AN: Alright. This is my first published fic. I assume that it is a cliche.. but hey, we all know what assuming does.. Oh yeah, for those of you that don't know, I am Fred's best friend... No not girlfriend, best friend! Anyway.. /AN

Disclaimer: JK owns those people we know. I own myself (Sha) and the pickled cucumber frog. Muppets own 'Cabin Fever' and Kermit is singing the version of 'Rainbow Connection' that I am listening to. Veggie Tales belong to Big Idea and Bob, Larry, and Junior, the wonderful voices in my head belong to themselves.

Me: Boooob! I'm booored! Laaaaaarrry! I'm booored! Junior, stop whining!

Bob & Larry:Watch Veggie Tales!

Junior: *whines*

Me:*rolls eyes* You guys are very creative... I think I'll write a fanfic.. about Harry Potter!

Junior:*whines* But Harry Potter is sooo over-rated!

The pickled cucumber frog: Is not!

Sha: Hey! Your me.. what are you doing here?

TPCF: I'm gonna help you.

Sha: Erm.. well, alright. *blows the dust off her notebook and pencil* *starts writing*

*Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, George, and Lord Voldemort pop up*

TPCF: Hey! What are you people doing here?!

Sha: Huh? Who is here?

TPCF: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, George, and *gasp* You-Know-Who! *faints*

Harry: Oh no. Not ANOTHER fan-fic writer... *he glances in the notebook* And this one can't even write!

Bob: Hey! Don't talk about my person like that!

Sha: Shut up, Bob.. your supposed to be the nice voice! FRED! OMG! I thought you were at Hogwarts!!

Fred: Well, you started to write a fanfic, so I had to come!

Sha: Wow! Cool! *waves at everybody* Voldemort, what are you doing here?

Voldemort: I can never miss a chance to serenade! *starts sining 'Rainbow Connection'*

Hermione: Can we please get HIM out of here? How am I supposed to figure out how to get out of this ruddy place if He's singing??

Sha: Hmm.. get him out.. erm.. *pulls out wand* *waves it* *Voldemort dissapears*

George: Fred, we gotta go, too.. We saw Sha enough this summer to last a lifetime.... She might start singing 'Cabin Fever' again...

Ron: I'll go with you! You two aren't the only ones who had to hear her sing!

Sha: *singing* We got Cabin Fever, we're flipping our bandanas, we've been at sea so long we've simply gone bananas!

*Fred, Ron, George dissapear*

Sha: Rats! HAHA FRED! I've still got your Anti-SPEW badges! *proudly displays her SPEW badge*

Hermione: Way to go!

Harry: Not this again...

*Harry poofs*

Sha: Hmm... this really is a sucky fic.

Hermione: No kidding.. hey could I have that box of badges?

Sha: Erm... sure..

*Hermione takes the box and poofs*

Sha: Well guys, looks like we're back where we started..

OK, that wasn't funny. So kill me. No flames, but constructive cristism is excepted.