Like It Matters...
AN: Alright. This is my first published fic. I assume that it is a cliche.. but hey, we all know what assuming does.. Oh yeah, for those of you that don't know, I am Fred's best friend... No not girlfriend, best friend! Anyway.. /AN
Disclaimer: JK owns those people we know. I own myself (Sha) and the pickled cucumber frog. Muppets own 'Cabin Fever' and Kermit is singing the version of 'Rainbow Connection' that I am listening to. Veggie Tales belong to Big Idea and Bob, Larry, and Junior, the wonderful voices in my head belong to themselves.
Me: Boooob! I'm booored! Laaaaaarrry! I'm booored! Junior, stop whining!
Bob & Larry:Watch Veggie Tales!
Junior: *whines*
Me:*rolls eyes* You guys are very creative... I think I'll write a fanfic.. about Harry Potter!
Junior:*whines* But Harry Potter is sooo over-rated!
The pickled cucumber frog: Is not!
Sha: Hey! Your me.. what are you doing here?
TPCF: I'm gonna help you.
Sha: Erm.. well, alright. *blows the dust off her notebook and pencil* *starts writing*
*Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, George, and Lord Voldemort pop up*
TPCF: Hey! What are you people doing here?!
Sha: Huh? Who is here?
TPCF: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, George, and *gasp* You-Know-Who! *faints*
Harry: Oh no. Not ANOTHER fan-fic writer... *he glances in the notebook* And this one can't even write!
Bob: Hey! Don't talk about my person like that!
Sha: Shut up, Bob.. your supposed to be the nice voice! FRED! OMG! I thought you were at Hogwarts!!
Fred: Well, you started to write a fanfic, so I had to come!
Sha: Wow! Cool! *waves at everybody* Voldemort, what are you doing here?
Voldemort: I can never miss a chance to serenade! *starts sining 'Rainbow Connection'*
Hermione: Can we please get HIM out of here? How am I supposed to figure out how to get out of this ruddy place if He's singing??
Sha: Hmm.. get him out.. erm.. *pulls out wand* *waves it* *Voldemort dissapears*
George: Fred, we gotta go, too.. We saw Sha enough this summer to last a lifetime.... She might start singing 'Cabin Fever' again...
Ron: I'll go with you! You two aren't the only ones who had to hear her sing!
Sha: *singing* We got Cabin Fever, we're flipping our bandanas, we've been at sea so long we've simply gone bananas!
*Fred, Ron, George dissapear*
Sha: Rats! HAHA FRED! I've still got your Anti-SPEW badges! *proudly displays her SPEW badge*
Hermione: Way to go!
Harry: Not this again...
*Harry poofs*
Sha: Hmm... this really is a sucky fic.
Hermione: No kidding.. hey could I have that box of badges?
Sha: Erm... sure..
*Hermione takes the box and poofs*
Sha: Well guys, looks like we're back where we started..
OK, that wasn't funny. So kill me. No flames, but constructive cristism is excepted.
