Wow, a new fanfic! (You can thank rollercoasters and Inuchron for that)... A crackfic...Read at own risk...
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Now, on with the CRACKFIC!!! Aren't you excited?!
Hair, Sharpies and Thinly Veiled Lime!
By Inuchron and SoraxNamine
Yugi entered the room. He went up behind Yami who was in front of the mirror (again) and put his hands on his waist.
"Hey, Pharaoh…" He whispered seductively. "How YOU doin'?"
"Yugi, are you on ecstasy again?" Yami said, slightly disturbed.
"No, it's fine, I've just been colouring…with the sharpies."
"Dear God." Yami flailed.
"Hey Pharaoh…I like your hair. It's so….TACKY."
"Have you been talking to Pegasus again? My hair is your hair…"
"Yes but…it's so much…sexier on you…"
Yugi ran his hands up under Yami's shirt.
"THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!" Yami went back into the dark depths of the Milennium puzzle.
"Daaaang. What Would Dan Green Do?" Yugi muttered. "I know! I'll force Yami to come out…in more ways than one…"
Yugi started to stroke the puzzle in an evocative way. Suddenly, the puzzle shivered and Yami came out.
"Dammit Yugi, you left your…s-sharpies in…there…" Yami's speech started to slur as the effects of the sharpie fumes took hold on him. Yami started to swing his hips suggestively as he staggered towards Yugi. He ran his finger down Yugi's cheek all the way down to the base of his collar.
He leaned in, lips pressing against Yugi's ear and breathily said, " HEEEEEEY….."
The End.
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