40 Guys in 40 Nights

Written by: Moon Sugar

When our beloved girls get into a fight over who's the most irresistible, they make a bet to settle it. Who can get the most guys in 40 days? Bwa-ha-ha-ha! I'm none too happy with the male race right now & this is how I get even. By using and abusing them!! Hey! It's better than taking REAL revenge!!

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Serena was eyeing a male stranger as he strutted down the mall. Little did she know, her boy-crazed buddy, Mina, was too. "I wonder how long it would take for me to get that guy eating out of the palm of my hand..." Mina wondered aloud.

Serena bristled a bit, after all, she HAD seen him first, hadn't she? "Who knows? But definitely longer than it would take for me." she said matter-of-factly.

Mina glare daggers at her. "So...think guys like you better, huh?"

"Guys don't start!" Raye demanded. It really doesn't matter, because I'd get him or any other guy faster than you two anyway." she said, indignantly, flicking her hair behind her. It was as if she meant, how dare they even think they were in the same category with the famous Raye Hino.

Lita raised an eyebrow at Raye's comment. "So, think you're superior to us, huh?"

"Well..." Raye began, "I do have naturally great looks-"

Mina cut her off, offended at the remark, "Like we don't you mean?"

"Guys...inner beauty is what makes a person beautiful. True beauty comes from intelligence." Amy concluded. " And right now, you four are acting very childish."

"Oh!" Serena cried. "So what you're saying is that since your grades are the best, and you're smartest, that YOU'RE the prettiest?!"

"Well...Once you put it that way." Amy's comment had pushed Lita over the edge.

"Uh-huh. So what you're saying is, because me, Mina, and Serena are failing, that we're ugly?!" she demanded.

"Speak for yourself Lita!" Serena spat. "I'm not failing!" she paused to rethink that sentence. "...too bad anyway!"

"Yeah right, Spaghetti Brains! You couldn't grade yourself out of a paper bag!" Raye chided.

"Overbearing...uh...um...freak!" Serena screamed at Raye.

Raye held her heart. "Oh no! What to do?! My heart is breaking by that comment!" she tortured Serena sarcastically.

"Raye do you always have to be so...hateful and pompous?!" Mina cried.

"Yeah Raye! That's the problem with you! You're always so hateful and sarcastic!" Lita decided.

"How about you Mina? You act ridiculous as well. And Lita, you try to be better than everyone at everything! That's insanity!" Amy said, her volume growing louder with every word.

"Amy do you think you're perfect?! You think you're better than the rest of us! Just because you make some good grades." Serena said, getting impatient.

Luna had been silent up until this point. Until she because very annoyed by all this shrieking. "GIRLS!!" she demanded attention and the girls were smart enough to pay rapt attention to what the cat had to say. "Surely, there is a simpler way to settle this. You girls are defenders of justice and you can't even settle an argument properly!"

Serena's eyes began to glow evilly. "That's it!"

"Ugh...what's it Serena? Wait! I'm sure you'll bore us to death with another of your _fascinating_ tales." Raye groaned.

Serena didn't pay much attention to her comment. Instead she shook it off saying, "It's simple. We each try and get as many guys as possible in forty days...Yeah, I think forty sounds good. And whoever wins, it's agreed that they're the most irresistible of us five!" she explained.

The girls nodded in cooperation. Luna shook her head. This wasn't exactly what she'd had in mind. Then Lita spoke, "Starting when?"

Serena took a deep breath and yelled, "Ready...Set...GO!"

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