Author's note: The following work is a fictional tale, set on the popular television show "BattlestarsGalacticus." It is written by a fan of the show, in an effort to show his appreciation of the show. It may well spoil future, untold events of the show, in that what one sees on the television screen rarely lives up to the written word; to which I say, so be it. And what's done is done.
Battle Stars Galacticus: The Final Cyclone
Man this fan fiction I'm writing is great, I want to get right into the story. But first I've gotta tell you a little about all the people in the story and the rest of the stuff that already happened. Admirable Amidala is the Commander of the Battle Stars Galacticus, he's the head honcho. Star Bucks is his daughter, and Lee Amidala is his son. They're all a bunch of real people. Also there's President Rosalin, she's also a real person.
Then there's the Cyclones. They're a bunch of grumpy old robots. But they look like people. There's the X-O, Tight. Then there's Anderson, some girl, Caperca Six, Dr. Saius, Chief Tire, Chun Li, and then there's another one. But nobody knows who it is, it's one of the humans is why.
So basically this show has lots of drama. Here, let me write a scene of drama just so you know what I'm talking about. Star Bucks and Lee Amidala used to be boyfriend and girlfriend, but now they're brother and sister. And they're cool with that. But one day they see each other in the brig (that's what they call the cafeteria) and they start arguing. See they're both pilots, so they're bragging about how many Death Stars and Millennium Falcons they've shot down. Well that turns into them fighting about who is the better pilot, and then they both have to go to the canteen (the jail). But in the end they become boyfriend and girlfriend again so it's all okay.
But anyway the biggest question is who is the last Cyclone. Well let me spoil it for you, it's Admirable Amidala. So basically the whole show was just for nothing. Well, that's the end then. Seems like a waste, but that's the end of the show! What more can you say?
