Episode 1: Return of Camp Wawanakwa

Chris: Hey there viewers! Guess where we are... that's right! Camp Wawanakwa! This is where it all started. Since we have a new cast, we figured it was only right to bring them here!

*Boat arrives*

Chris: And here they are! Staci, Anne Maria, Jo, Scott, Lightning, Mike, Dawn, Brick, B, Zoey, Dakota, Cameron, and Sam! Oh, and here's Heather, she drove the boat.

Heather: Well, I bought it and I have a co-host job. Eww, I'm just noticing that this diamond ring is really ugly, anyone want it?

Staci: Me!

Heather: Here! *tosses it to her*

Staci: I quit! Bye Total Drama, I'm rich!

Heather: *laughing* Be right back Chris.

*Boat leaves with Staci*

Staci *yelling*: It's fake!

Chris: Well, that's one contestant down, and now the teams will be even.

All: Yay!

Chris: Well, you all know the rules so I won't explain them.

*Heather arrives*

Heather: Brought her to Playa des Losers, and it is actually still very nice there. Poor her, she's all alone though. Oh well.

Chris: Haha!

Heather: So yeah, today's challenge is to climb Mount Total Drama! The teams will be decided by the order you get on!

Chris: Go to your cabin before you go to the challenge site. This season, you will share a cabin since one cabin was made for 12 people.

Heather: Go ahead and get settled.

-Cabin-

Zoey: So hey guys! How are you all doing?

Mike: Great!

***CONFESSIONAL***

Mike: *looks around* So this is the confessional? Wow, ah, well, Zoey is fanstic! She seems really kind and nice, I hope that I can be friends with her!

***END CONFESSIONAL***

-Cabin-

Dakota: Ugh, where's my phone? I NEED my phone! Help me find my phone!

Jo: Why don't you find it yourself?

Dakota: Ugh! You're so unbelievable.

Cameron: Girls, why don't we just get along? Confrontation is frowned upon in many areas. Please!

Jo: Toughen up! You need backbone! Don't stop us! Provoke us!

Cameron: Um... yes?

Jo: Can you say no?

Cameron: Yes.

***CONFESSIONAL***

Anne Maria: Those girls are really going at it! Seriously, I just feel like the ones I will be friends with are Lightning, Scott, B, Brick, and Zoey. Maybe that Mike dude, but he might not be the best of friends. *sprays hair*

***END CONFESSIONAL***

-Cabin-

Sam: Where's my DS? I need my DS!

Dakota: Join the club geek!

Scott: I'll help you Dakota!

Dakota: *blushes* Okay!

*Scott and Dakota look around*

Anne Maria: Wait! Where's my bag of hair spray and bronzer? Oh, Chris is gonna get the beat-down! He must have taken our stuff!

Cameron: My sleeping bag is gone!

Lightning: So is my favorite football!

Zoey: My MP3!

Mike: My favorite cologne!

Brick: My weights!

Jo: Okay, we're all missing something! Let's go get it from Chris! To the top of Mount Total Drama!

-Mount Total Drama-

Anne Maria: I NEED MY HAIR SPRAY AND BRONZER! *climbs*

Jo: *climbs*

*everyone climbs*

-Top of Mount Total Drama-

Heather: Who do you think is getting up first?

Chris: Either Jo or Brick.

*Lightning, Dawn, and Jo make it up*

Chris: Lightning and Jo are Team A. Dawn, you are on Team B.

*Dakota, Mike, Anne Maria, and Brick get up*

Heather: Dakota, Brick you are on Team B. Mike and Anne Maria are on Team A.

*Cameron, Scott, Zoey, B, and Sam make it up*

Heather: Cameron, Scott, and Sam are on Team B.

Chris: Zoey and B are on Team A.

Heather: Since Lightning got here first, he is the winner! His team is not going to elimination. Their team name is Mutant Maggots! The losers are Toxic Rats.

Lightning: Sha-Lightning!

***CONFESSIONAL***

Jo: So this place is a total radioactive wasteland and everybody here is a complete joke. *scowls deeper and rolls her eyes* Yeah, I'm disappointed. But that doesn't mean my game face is gone. I'm gonna stomp these twits one-by-one using nothing but pure power and common sense. No excuses or distractions. Period.

Scott: Am i happy this is where we're staying? no. Do i think it can work to my advantage? defiantly. *smirks* Also, there's a lot of hot girls here, like Dakota...watch, she'll end up with me.

Dakota: I guess I'm stuck here for the season, I might as well win and try. Not trying to be mean but many of these people are plain pathetic, I bet I can beat them with my eyes closed. And hoping there are hot guys here. But I'm seeing that most of them are just..ugh. Oh whatever now I'll be focused on winning, and nothing but winning. I sound like a diva...but gosh who wouldn't be one if we're stuck in this dump. Sorry about the divaness. Hope i win.

B: *clears throat, opens mouth to speak, fly annoys him, swats at fly, opens mouth to speak*

***END CONFESSIONAL***

Chris: As you can see, I only have 5 marshmallows. The first two go to Dakota and Scott *tosses marshmallows*

Heather: Sam is safe too! *tosses marshmallow*

Chris: Here you go... Dawn! *tosses marshmallow*

Heather: And the final marshmallow goes to... Brick! *tosses marshmallow*

Cameron: Aw, why me?

Dakota: Sorry Cameron, you were too scared of our fighting and you were just too soft.

Dawn: I had nothing against you.

Sam: Someone convinced me to.

Scott: You were Cameron.

Brick: Sorry dude, you weren't a valuable asset to Total Drama!

Heather: Okay, enough goodbyes, we are done here. Let's bring you to Playa des Losers with Staci the Desperate.

Cameron: Bye guys!

-TEAMS-

Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Lightning, Zoey, B, Mike, Jo

Toxic Rats: Dawn, Dakota, Brick, Scott, Sam

-ELIMINATION ORDER-

Staci, Cameron