Hey you guys, you must be wondering why I'm writing this story when I'm not yet finished with "Totally Girl Power". Well, this is just gonna be a side story for when I'm bored, or am having a major writers block. Sooo... this is gonna be sooo random! This may also have modern day life things like cell phones and such. ^-^ Here goes!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or its characters.


Chapter 1 - Akatsuki's Kareli

"Hello Boys & Girls, I'm Kareli. I'm Akatsuki's adopted child. They raised me themselves. That's why I'm very...naughty. ^-^ So, today, I'm going to tell you stories of my past."

"Once upon a time, in a land faraway, I was walking towards home..." I said staring greatly at my audience.

"Kareli! Stop lying to your extra large, torn, ugly stuffed toys and come eat dinner!" Kisame called from downstairs.

I pouted and stomped downstairs. "But it's story time!"

"You mean lying time, un." Deidara said entering the room.

We all took seats at our places in the table.

"Where did Itachi go?" I asked looking at his empty seat.

"Sorry, Itachi can't..." Sasori started.

"I'm here!" came Itachi's voice. I glanced at him, he looked very angry.

"I thought I tightly secured the deadbolts..." Sasori gulped.

"It's gonna take more than deadbolts to lock me in." Itachi said taking his seat.

"Whose fucking turn was it to cook shit today again?" came Hidan's cursing words.

"That would be...me!" I said.

"Well, where's the food Kareli?" came Pein's patient but demanding words.

"I didn't cook!" I said smiling up at them with innocent eyes.

"WHAT?!" Zetsu said angrily. His stomach growled and we all looked at him.

Everyone got up and left the room with faces like they're ready to kill. I stayed behind and reached under the big table and pulled out a lot of yummy, delicious food.

"Itadakimasu!" I said ready to dig in.

But when I blinked, the food all disappeared! I looked around to see the whole group stuffing their faces with MY food.

"Naughty girl." Konan mumbled with her mouth full.

My stomach grumbled and I decided to just go to Itsurake, the nearest town from here to buy myself food. I climbed the steps to my room and changed to 'cute, innocent' clothes since I was wearing an Akatsuki little suit. I picked up one of my large, torn, stuffed toys and headed out.

When I reached the village, I went to a food stall and ate there. The owner was fond of me since I've eaten there a couple of times before. But now, after eating, I decided not to eat there anymore since their food got...uh...boring? So I left without paying.

I was jumping from tree to tree heading to Akatsuki base when I bumped into something soft. I looked up and saw a very weird girl. She had pink hair, green eyes, pale skin, red shirt, gray skirt, and black gloves. Talk about colorful! She glanced at me and said with a kind voice, "Hey little girl, how did you get here? This is a dangerous place; rumor says some of the most dangerous criminals live somewhere here. Want me to take you home?"

"Don't you little girl me, for your information, I'm already seven!" I yelled at her. I hate being called 'little girl'! It sounds so... so... innocent! And I DETEST innocence.

"Naruto! Sasuke! We've got a naughty, loud, little girl who won't go home here." the pink-headed girl called as quietly as she could.

Instantly, two boys appeared beside her. One had blonde hair and whiskers. The other had a chicken-butt hair thingy and he looked very serious.

"Tie her to a tree until we finish our mission or something." the weird haired man suggested.

"Sasuke!" the pink-haired girl scolded.

"Ok, ok, I'm going home." I said. And instead of going back, I ran forward at top speed. Going around the base, did you think I'd lead them to Akatsuki base? While running, I snatched up my super cool cell phone, which I stole, and called my favorite dad, Itachi.

"Hello, Kareli? Why the heck are you calling?" came the voice I sooo love.

"Dad? Three weirdos are chasing me. I don't know who they are but two of them are called Sasuke and Naruto. They were looking for our hideout. I'm leading them towards Aianicha.

"Sasuke and Naruto? Let me guess, was there a pink-haired girl with them?" he replied unsurprisingly calm.

"Uhh...yeah...? How did you..." I wasn't able to continue because suddenly, two pairs of hands grabbed me.

"What the heck!" I yelled. The girl with the pink hair grabbed my phone and looked at the name to which I was calling. Good thing I named it Daddy01. Itachi and the others have always advised me about caution tips since we were the most hunted group. Good thing I listen once in a while.

The pink-haired girl put the cell phone on speaker and the three of them gathered around with me held firmly as if they were expecting me to suddenly run away again, which I was planning to do.

"Let her go and give this back. She knows very well where home is." came a patient but demanding voice. I stuck my tongue out at them and they had no choice but to let me go. But Sasuke kept a firm hold on one of my hands. His eyes held curiosity, distrust, and suspicion.

"But, mister. This girl is around an area where she might be exposed to utmost danger." the pink-haired girl tried to argue but the phone went dead.

"How rude, he hung up on me!" the pink-haired girl pouted. You know, I just noticed, she was quite beautiful. If you get used to her colors, she IS beautiful. Her colors just made her...unique. I held out my hand and she gave back my cell phone. I grabbed it from her and kicked them on their 'private parts' before running away as fast as I could.

With Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto

"Owww...!" the three groaned in pain, lying in the ground, and clutching their 'private parts'.

"Stupid little girl..." Sasuke groaned.

"Sakura, can't you heal us?" Naruto groaned.

"Not until I recover." Sakura groaned.

With Kareli

"I'm home!" I yelled storming into our base. I looked at everyone. They were carrying suitcases and filling them up with random things.

"We're moving?" I asked.

"Isn't it obvious, un?" Deidara said grabbing a random flower vase and putting it in one of his suitcases.

"They found out we're around here so we have to move again." Pein said as he came out with Konan, their suitcases full and ready.

"When you're done, come and catch up." he said looking at the rest of us who were not yet ready.

"We will be waiting for you in the forest near Kasanasa Village." Konan said as he and Pein disappeared.

A few seconds later, Itachi came out with suitcases full and ready. "I'm going next." he said, disappearing in a cloud of dust.

And after a few more minutes, Zetsu, Tobi, and Hidan left.

Soon I was all alone. I finished my packing and headed out. I didn't go far when I met with the three people I wasn't supposed to meet.

"You!" Naruto yelled pointing an accusing finger to me.

"Uh-oh." I ran but didn't go far since they caught up with me. My suitcases were heavy and I was weighed down.

"You naughty, naughty girl." Naruto said as he tied me up to the tree. "You're not going anywhere 'til we're finished." he said, picking up my suitcases.

"I think we should check it." Sasuke said with a suspicious look. They opened the first suitcase. It was filled with big, torn, ugly stuffed toys. They opened the second suitcase; it was filled with 'innocent' clothes.

"Hn." Sasuke said with a suspicious look.

The pink-haired girl just picked me up and tied me to the nearest tree.

"Never mind this, we're wasting our time. Let's go! Sasuke, Sakura-chan!" And with that, they left. So, that girl's name was Sakura, huh? I think it fits her. Because of her hair. Now that I think of it, it does remind me of cherry blossoms. Now, what to do with this stupid chakra strings? I reached into my black hair and touched something in the back of my head. There, well covered by thick hair, was a small mouth. I reached into my pocket and got clay. I fed it to the mouth and out came a well-shaped clay. Time to go BOOM! So, yeah, I dropped it and it went BOOM! Man, I looooove explosions! I grabbed my suitcases and ran before they can come.

With Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto

BOOM! We all ran back to where the bomb went off and saw the tree, nothing but ashes, and the girl, was gone along with her suitcases.

"There's something very familiar about that girl." Naruto muttered.

"Aa." Sasuke agreed.


SO, yeah, I want to type some more but I'm tired. What do you think? Nice? Great? Awesome? Oh and btw, if you haven't read TGP yet, you should check it out. TOTALLY GIRL POWER, yeah!

M.A.