sarcastic psh, of course i own harry potter.
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"Prongs, you can't kill me."
"And why not?"
"Well, it's animal abuse."
"Padfoot..."
"How was I supposed to know she was allergic to dogs?"
"Sirius!"
"What?"
"Run."
"Prongs, there's no need for violence."
"You sent Lily to the hospital wing!"
"Madame Pomfrey said she could leave in a few days!"
"Do you know what I'm going to be like with no Lily for a few days?!"
"Well-"
"It'll be like Remus without chocolate or Peter without our homework to copy or you with out your flea collar!"
"You wouldn't."
"Watch me."
"James Potter! Get out of my trunk! Put that back! Don't you dare light that mat- PUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!"
"Are you two alright? Why are you yelling so much?"
"Flea collar-!"
"Lily allergic to dogs-!"
"Light match-!"
"Licked her face-!"
"Accident-!"
"Was not!"
"Okay, not an accident, but-!"
"Licked her face-!"
"Padfoot licked Lily's face and sent her to the hospital wing and Prongs was burning his flea collar as revenge?"
"Moony, are you always right?"
"Most of the time, yes."
"Well then shouldn't Sirius apologize?"
"Yes."
"But, Moony!"
"Do it now!"
"Fine, Mum. Sorry, Prongs."
"For what?"
"For sending Lily to the hospital wing."
"And?"
"And licking her face."
"Now James, apologize to Sirius."
"Sorry for burning your flea collar."
"Hey, James, guess what."
"What is it, Wormtail?"
"Lily's looking for you. She wants to thank you for saving her from that wild dog."
"WHAT?! I love you, Padfoot!"
"PRONGS! Get off of me! This is animal abuse!"
