Hazama and I are so alike it's not even funny. I am such a mean-ass cuntnugget bitch troll douche, and he's much, much worse. I will try my best, taking Trolling experiences from what I've committed, and even adding in some new. Enjoy.
Basically ask Hazama anything you like! Send in your Q's and let him respond...just be wary of his cruelty!
Hazama will respond on:
-advice (whether it be for a task, love, etc.)
-general questions
-opinions
-anything else ending in a question mark
So, what are you waiting for?
CAUTION:
Side affects from asking Hazama may include but are not limited to:
-becoming butthurt
-locking yourself in your room for a long period of time
-falling into depression
-self-mutilation
-committing suicide
-finding out the truth that Izaya Orihara is an inferior troll compared to Terumi
-never getting laid
-''quitting'' the interwebs
-destroying all of your BlazBlue-related possessions
-contracting AIDs
-becoming a douche, but still maintaining a soft interior
