Chapter 1
*VWOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!*
*VVVVWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!*
The first sound was the Autobots ship, the second sound was the ship chasing them.
The Autobots had left Earth (though sadly Starfeet didn't want to come, yet) and were heading back to Equestria, where they were hopeful to spend the rest of their lives in peace and tranquility, but, the problem with that right now was that the other ship was shooting at them. Oh, I didn't mention that? Ah, the other ship was shooting at the Autobots.
There, happy?
The ship was actually a scout ship, on board were Nitro-x, Electric Storm, Bumblebee, Wheelie, and Cosmos (Okay, he was the ship, but still). Nitro-x peaked out the window on the back of the ship, "Are you sure that's not a Romulan ship?"
"According to my data, no, I don't have that ship anywhere on my database."
"Oh, okay, then I wonder who it could be?"
"Maybe the Equestrians made space ships and are coming to greet us?"
"Nah, doubt it,"
"Maybe ponies create evil robots, then get turned into tater tots!" Wheelie shook.
"He's so cute!" Electric Storm squeed.
"Uh, guys? I think we need to get back to the situation at hand."
"What situation?" Nitro-x asked.
*Pew! Pew! Pew!*
"Oh, that." Nitro-x peaked out the front window, and saw a very Earth-like planet, "Hey look, Equestria."
"EQUESTRIA?!" Everyone else screamed.
"Well, yeah, either that or Kobol."
"Hang on everybody!" Cosmos shouted.
"You weren't hitting your top speed before?" Electric Storm asked.
"Never mind."
On Equestria...
"Wow!" Nitro-x exclaimed, "We actually made a decent landing! That's gotta be a first in Autobot history."
They had landed in a rather desert-ish area, there was a town visible from where they had landed, it wasn't that big, kinda looked like a town from those old western movies. "Wheelie say, get on our way! Strange ship may turns us into cheese dip!"
"Mmm! Cheese dip!" Nitro-x rubbed his stomach.
Cosmos transformed just as Bumblebee exited, "I'm with Wheelie, maybe the town has something that can be converted into energon."
"Okay, so, who's gonna be the leader 'till we meet up with the others?" Nitro-x asked.
"You." They all told him.
"Why?"
"Well, you're second-in-command in military operations, and you have the Star Saber." Electric Storm told him.
"Oh, yeah, guess I am the leader. Dang."
"Can we get going? I think my alt. mode's top catches fire in real hot weather." Electric Storm commented.
"It does not, besides, its only seventy-nine degrees,"
"That's scorching hot!"
"Seventy-nine degrees Fahrenheit."
"Oh. Scrap!"
"Well, any who, let's hit it, I don't wanna be Auto-cheese, Autobots, Roll out!"
"You make a horrible Optimus."
"Whatever."
Yeah, I added Wheelie, whadda ya gonna do about it?
(Also, PPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEE forget about 'pranking wars', it is NOT canon.
I also need to point out that Nitro-x got the Star Saber when he took it from The Fallen, Optimus let him keep it.
