Digi: Due to some problems, I am currently unable to work on my other story, A Young Dragon's Friendship, A Teen Dragon's Love, so I will instead be working on this story until I can.
Alli: I'll be starring in this fic.
Digi: Yep, my BFF Allikkukitty is starring in this fic with me. You heard right, I'm in this fic. Can someone please do the disclaimer?
Undertaker: I'll say it, *giggle* for the right payment *nightmare inducing grin*
Digi: *Psycho grin* No problem. *Whispers in Undertaker's ear*
Undertaker: … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DigiPokeNinjaDragon Fangirl doesn't own Kuroshitsuji, or anything except herself, her thought process, a computer, and this fic. *Giggling*
Chapter 1
What's wrong with the TV?
There was once a perfect girl, with a perfect life, and perfect friends, and a perfect boyfriend, and a perfect family, who never messed up or failed. That girl is definitely not me. I am Digi, and this has nothing to do with Ms. Perfect. This is the story of the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me or my BFF, Alli.
A little background about us. We're both 16 (in this fic), have dirty blond hair (in most fics), have blue eyes (in most fics), and could pass ourselves off as sisters if we felt like it. We both love anime, cats and hanging out. We each have an anime crush for various animes. In Kuroshitsuji, Alli's crush is, like most Kuroshitsuji fangirls, the hot demon butler himself, Sebastian. I, however, prefer to stick to the unconventional weirdos, like Undertaker. I'm also the hentai in my circle of friends, and a yaoi fangirl. Also, our parents and Alli's siblings just left the two of us home alone this for a six month cruise. This will be AWESOME!
I'm already fantasizing about the anime marathons, the all nigh fanfic reading, the joking around! This'll be AWESOME!
(No POV)
*Knock-Knock* "Coming!" Digi shouted as she shot up of the chair, tripped, and face-planted on the floor. "Ow." she moaned as she picked herself up off the floor. She raced to the front door and yanked it open before glomping the girl on the other side. "Alli!" she shouted gleefully before nuzzling the girl she was hugging. "Hi Digi!" Alli greeted before hugging back, "you ready for the Black Butler marathon?" "I was born ready, Alli," was the reply.
(3 hours later)
"We all set?" Digi asked. "All set Digi," Alli said. "To the flippin couch bitch!" Digi shouted, pointing towards the couch in a dramatic fashion.
They sat on the couch, and started the TV. The excitement shined in their eyes. The opening theme started, and then, the TV froze up.
What's wrong with the TV?" Digi whined. The TV started to glow. "Ooh, shiny," Digi said, "must poke." She then did just that. There was a flash and everything went dark.
"Ow." Digi and Alli moaned as they came to, "Alli look!" Digi shouted with a psychotic grin on her face, as she pointed at a bunch of unconscious people.
Those were people both girls easily recognized. Sebastian, Grell, Will, Ciel, Elizabeth, Finian, MayRin, Bard, Agni, Pluto, Tanaka, Prince Soma, and Undertaker from the anime they were just about to watch.
"I knew this would be frickin AWESOME!" Digi shouted, before smiling a psychotic grin, twitching, and laughing like a psychopath.
Alli: Please review!
Digi: All flames will be used to fuel Angela/Ash in his/her/its destruction of humanity! *Psycho grin, twitch, and psycho laugh*
