A Day with Homer
9:30 Wake up
9:55 Finish getting dressed and trip down stairs
10:00 Eat Lisa's breakfast when she's not looking
10:10 Chase the boy
10:40 strangle the boy
10:42: Nagged by Marge to get to work
10:49 Tell stupid Flanders to shut the hell up
12:50 Arrive at work after a detour to Lard lad's
1:00 Eat lunch. Choke on grape.
1:20 Eat two boxes of donuts then sleep.
2:00 Sneak off with Lenny and Carl to Moe's
3:00 Get in fight with Barney. Lose 5 teeth
6:00 Arrive at home
7:00 Eat dinner. Strangle the boy
8:00 Watch TV.
9:00 Snuggle with Marge
10:53 Sleep
The End
