A Day with Homer

9:30 Wake up

9:55 Finish getting dressed and trip down stairs

10:00 Eat Lisa's breakfast when she's not looking

10:10 Chase the boy

10:40 strangle the boy

10:42: Nagged by Marge to get to work

10:49 Tell stupid Flanders to shut the hell up

12:50 Arrive at work after a detour to Lard lad's

1:00 Eat lunch. Choke on grape.

1:20 Eat two boxes of donuts then sleep.

2:00 Sneak off with Lenny and Carl to Moe's

3:00 Get in fight with Barney. Lose 5 teeth

6:00 Arrive at home

7:00 Eat dinner. Strangle the boy

8:00 Watch TV.

9:00 Snuggle with Marge

10:53 Sleep

The End