Once upon a time, in a faraway land...you know what, screw that. I'll jut get on with it.
This guy who was very hot, both in that sense and literally, was doing absolutely nothing when another guy was like "SURRDNER!" and the other guy was like "AW HAIL NAW!" and guys in glittery armor came and killed guy one. And guy one was like, "DIRTY LOUIS!" and guy two was like "I'M OUTTA HERE" and he left after taking as many marshmellows as he could. Oh ueah, i forgot to mention the guy's name was herobrine. Lol.
And he was all like " IM HIDING FROM THE GUYS IN GLITTERY ARMOR" and one guy was like "did you hear that? I like corn" and the other guy was like "i dunno, guy two is the prince of darkness." so the guys in glittery armor walked to the cave herobrine was in, and herobrine was all like "SUICIDE" and jumped down a hole, LIKE A BOSS.
And hecwas suddenly in this village of people he had never seen before, and this blue guy was like "SURRENDER!" and herobrine was all like "NO WAY".
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