Another Note Passing with the Cullens Story by geninkitty
Okay, so I love reading these funny Note Passing stories, and I thought, ya know, why not? Hope it turns out good!
P.S. Bella is definitely not herself in my stories! Oh, and most of it is a world where Bella is a vampire, but Renesme doesn't exist…yet. :)
Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, EMMETT
" " Around any of the words means they're talking; other than that, they're writing.
Edward!
What is it?
I'm SOOOOO bored!
Let's play a game!
That depends.
Depends on what?
If I want to play or not.
But you have to play!
Why?
'Cause I said so.
-sigh- Alright, what are we playing?
MONOPOLY!!!
Woo hoo.
Let's see…we need more people.
"ALICE!!!! JASPER!!! ROSALIE!!! EMMETT!!! GET IN HERE, NOW!!!"
Do you have to talk so loudly?
OF COURSE I DO! HOW ELSE WILL THEY HERE ME?
And why are you writing in caps?
'CAUSE I CAN, THAT'S WHY!!!
What's with all the screaming?
Edward's making fun of the way I write!
I am not!
Edward! How dare you treat your wife that way!
But…
No buts! Now go to your room!
You aren't my mother!
Yeah, I know. SHE'S DEAD!!!
Oh, you got burn-ed!
That…really hurt… -starts crying inside-
Why does Edward look like he's crying inside?
Honey, how can anyone look like they're crying inside?
Uh, magical feeling power, anyone?
Oh…right…
What's going on over here?
Read everything above and find out.
Edward! How dare you make fun of Bella!
HEY, WHY'S EVERYONE BLAMING EDWARD? IT'S ALICE'S FAULT!
No, it's Edward's! Wait, where'd you come from?
I LIKE TO BE PART OF STUFF, TOO. I STILL SAY IT'S YOUR FAULT.
I say it's Bella's.
Nice, picking on your little sister!
You're not that little.
And just what is that supposed to mean?
HEY, WHERE'D EDWARD GO?
Oh, no! EDWARD!!! I hope he's all right! Alice, where is he?
He's in his room.
I'll be right back.
- Walks up to Edward's room-
"Edward, are you oka-"
-Stares at Edward, who's sitting on the floor with a board game and is holding play money and a tiny wheelbarrow-
"Monopoly?"
```````AUTHOR'S NOTE``````````
I thought it was pretty funny.
But what does it matter?
Your reviews do, though!
Common', you know you want to!
'Kay, if you won't do it for me, do it for the kid in Edward who loves Monopoly
And chocolate cake – even though he can't eat it :)
Chapter 2 coming up! Ideas, anyone?
~Cats Shall Rule The World~
