Warning YAOI i.e. boyxboy (ugh getting tired of explaining this). Not my problem if you read this and your eyes burn out because of the oh so gay images.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto the below scene would be the actual manga and many het fans would cry.

So..ummm. My eyes are about bleeding right now. This oneshot actually took me two months to do but it's finally done yay. Got some kinky stuff in here too for those who are like me (a little twisted in the mind eheheh). But enough about that go have fun my kiddies

ONWARDS!!!!

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Sigh.

It's been four weeks. Four long, lonely, horrible weeks. Curse the bastard for going on a mission. Curse himself for putting him on the stupid mission. What fun was being Hokage if every month or so he had to ship his lover away on week long death sentences. But there was one bright side to sending him away and that was when his raven haired husband returned home. All the frustration built up while they were separated was always released in a blissful night of endless passion. A method Naruto had no problems with.

His face reddened when he thought about what happened almost three months ago, when Sasuke returned from yet another mission but was pulled from his thoughts when he heard an over head beeping sound rip though the quiet space.

"Crap, the cake." He rushed over to the oven and flung the door open revealing a mildly burning strawberry cake. "Ah man now I gotta start over."

Yes he was in a kitchen. What better way to welcome home his hubby than a hot home cooked meal. The only problem was Naruto could barely boil water much less cook a full course meal. On days, such as those during the previous four weeks, he'd go out to eat. Either at a restaurant or at Iruka's house. To him there was never a need to learn to cook…until today of course.

Tossing the burned cake into the trash he looked around at the messy kitchen. Over flowing pots of he didn't remember what on the stove; smoke still lingering in the air not to mention the smoke detector that was still ringing. Flour and egg yoke spilled on the counters and floors along with other things he could no longer identify.

"Damn it. Why'd I have to pick cooking? I could have knitted him a freakin sweater instead." (Bearing in mind that he can't knit either). He walked over to the cookbook he had bought the day before and flipped the page all the while muttering to himself.

"Something simple Naruto, very very simple." His hand stopped mid way through turning a page when he caught a glimpse of the silver ring shimmering under the above light. He smiled at the treasured memory of when he got it and with new determination wildly flipped through the book.

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Damn, it was a long four weeks. Four weeks listening to crap from his so called team members. Four weeks sleeping in a tent rather than a comfy bed. Four weeks of lying down next to nothing when he should be sleeping next to the sexiest person in Konoha. The entire time had been nothing but hell to him and he was glad it was over.

He walked through Konoha's gates trying to ignore the loud ramblings of his fellow teammates. They had arrived hours earlier than was expected which was mostly due to Sasuke's lack of patients. Sure he might have taken a big risk in charging into one or two situations; sure he might not have made it out alive. So what if he was impulsive, they finished the mission didn't they and the faster he did that the faster he could be at home hammering into that hot, wet, tight-

"Uchiha-san."

"What?"

The others shrunk in fear at their captain's angry outburst. It was pretty clear that he didn't like them but it didn't matter. You didn't have to like people to work with them. If that were the case Konoha would have very few ninjas.

"Uh, Uchiha-san I need to take Juro to the hospital."

How could he have forgotten, through some stupid stunt (that wasn't his) the idiot ended up injuring himself. Not seriously, lucky for him, but enough to need medical assistance.

"Yeah whatever. You can all leave, you're not needed."

Within a second they scattered leaving a pissed off Uchiha behind. Said Uchiha continued in the direction of the Hokage's office fully intent on claiming the prize awaiting him there…

And…again he was pissed. He pushed through the heavy wooden doors expecting to see that painfully bright smile directed at him and blue eyes piercing his sexually frustrated soul but instead was met with green confused eyes staring back at him.

"…you're back early."

"Where's Nar-uh Hogake-sama?"

He watched Sakura shuffle through the mountain of documents stacked on the blonde's desk before facing him, "Took the rest of the day off, which I advised against. You'd think he's listen seeing as I'm his adviser-"

He didn't have time for this crap.

"Whatever I have the report." He tossed it carelessly towards her and watched as she automatically reached for the file allowing the others in her hand to fall to the floor. Her eyebrows twitched in displeasure as she glared at the stack on the floor then back at Sasuke. She sighed before bending down to retrieve them.

"You know how hard it is to get him to work while you're away. I mean seriously Sasuke if it's not ramen it's you on his mind…eh where'd he go?" she glanced around the empty room. The sudden chill against her cheek brought her attention to the now open window.

"Che, next time say something will yah."

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He was finally home and not wasting a second he barged right through the door making his way up to the bedroom. He stopped however when he heard a soft curse sound from his left. Dropping his things where he stood he walked over to the sound's origin. He soon found himself under the threshold of the kitchen watching a frantic blonde in an apron busy himself around the territory unfamiliar to him. Another curse flew when hot water splashed unto his hand. He cradled it and rushed towards the sink only to slip on the wet floor. Trying to stop his fall he grabbed for the nearest surface which so happen to have a knife resting on it. Cue the third curse. Sasuke smiled to himself despite his lover's frustrations and quietly moved closer.

Naruto being too concerned with his multi bruises failed to feel the chakra presence of another in the room and jumped slightly when arms wrapped themselves around him from behind.

"Just like you to be a klutz." The warm breath that blew against his ear sent shivers down his spine.

Sasuke began to trail kisses down his lover's neck earning him willing responses from the younger man. He moved his hands down to lift the shirt when the man he was holding spun around to face him.

"How'd you get here so early?

He was annoyed at being stopped but answered none the less, "I sped things up a little."

"You didn't do anything stupid did you?" Naruto was now glaring daggers at him, another failed attempted to scare him. His large sky coloured eyes only resulted in him looking like a lost puppy.

"Stupid like you stupid or regular stupid?" He was smirking while watching the other puff in irritation.

"I'm serious Sasuke. Did you do anything stupid?" He was using his 'Hokage' voice the second time.

Sasuke cupped Naruto's cheeks and leaned forward to place a soft kiss on his forehead. "I didn't do anything stupid Naruto. Everyone's fine, I'm fine".

Naruto raised an eyebrow in question. He somehow doubted the last bit but chose to ignore it. He smiled and swung his arms around the raven pulling him down to close the taunting distance between them. Their lips moved against each other passionately as built up anxiety was released. When Sasuke ran his tongue against pink swollen lips he was willingly granted entrance and the two moaned together when their tongue touched and danced against the other.

Sasuke moved his hands from around his wife's waist to fondle his ass. Naruto excitedly moaned at the gesture when he was pulled closer to the raven and gasped when their groins pressed together.

"Hah Sasuke wait." He made a weak attempt to push the other away from him.

The other growled before pushing back slightly, "What?"

"M-maybe doing this in here isn't such a good idea."

Sasuke ignored the objection and began kissing down the blonde's neck leaving a trail of hickey marks behind. He moved his hand under Naruto's loose shirt to rub against the tan muscular stomach hidden behind it. His fingers gently brushed against his warm skin as they travelled upwards to pinch honey dusted nipples to hardness.

Naruto leaned into the touch, back arched and head thrown back. His skin was painfully on fire and he loved it. He moaned in pleasure when Sasuke's wet tongue pushed against his nipple and buried his fingers into midnight hair. His body trembled when he felt the sudden tug on his pants and the warm air brushing his freed cock.

"Ngh Sasuke." He pulled him up for another tongue battle and moaned when he felt the raven's palm wrap around his heat.

Sasuke started with short strokes feeling the need to tease the blond and loving the way the blond cutie bucked against him silently begging him to increase the pace. The sound of his lover's soft whimpers only added to his arousal and made him want to push the teasing game a bit further and with that in mind he released his grip.

At the sudden loss of contact Naruto's eyes shop open, to stare questionly into dark ones but instead of getting an answer he was suddenly spun around and forced to face the counter.

"Sa-Sasuke what is this?" he protested when the raven's warm pressed firmly on his back forcing him to lean over. He hissed as his wet nipples pressed against the cold granite surface.

He flushed with embarrassment when as Sasuke parted his butt cheeks, he could feel the bastard staring at his entrance and tried to wiggle free.

"Stay still dobe." Sasuke used his thumb to brush against the pink ring and watched as the body beneath him trembled. He slowly pushed the finger pass the ring of muscle mesmerized by how it seemed to suck him in and pushed down eagerly on the digit.

"You're accepting me rather easily Naruto. How can that be? We haven't been able to do it in a month." He didn't have to se Naruto's face to know that he was blushing like mad at his observation and the lack of response interested him somehow.

"And since I know you're not unfaithful it could only mean one other thing." He chuckled before continuing. "Naruto, do you do this to yourself when I'm not here?" as the question left his mouth he added a second finger.

"Nah ah", Naruto bit down on his bottom lip to keep from screaming out.

"S-stop being perv-AH", he squirmed at the discomfort of having yet another finger inside him.

"Answer the question Naruto", Sasuke commanded while nibbling on his ear.

The other only grunted in response while weakly shaking his head.

"Naruto, if you don't answer me I can't let you come." With that said he squeezed the base of the boy's shaft while roughly stabbing at his prostate.

"S-uke stop! Ugh…please stop."

"Then answer."

"Fine! I do."

"Come again I didn't hear you"

"I said I do" he moaned in agony as the need to release hammered in his system. "C-can I come now?"

"Not yet" Sasuke was once again right next to his ear. "I want you to show me how you do it."

"W-what?! No wa-ngh!" his protest was cut mid way when another hard squeeze on his shaft was given.

"Show me."

Naruto could feel liquid fire burn through him at the thought of doing what Sasuke wanted. None the less he lifted his hand from the counter top and brought it to his ass, only to have it pulled away by Sasuke.

"What? I'm doing what you said bastard." He was angry, embarrassed and horny and he just wanted to get the humiliation over with.

"Not with your fingers." He leaned forward for something before placing it into Naruto's shaky hands, "With this."

There in his grip was a small cucumber he had picked from the backyard garden earlier that afternoon, whose fate was suppose to be a Mediterranean salad.

"No. Sasuke no."

The smirking raven took the tan hand and positioned the vegetable at his entrance.

"Come on Naruto. I want to see."

"No nngh." He felt the tip of the cucumber slide into him and arched at the intrusion.

"You take everything in so nicely Naruto."

'That bastard!!! I'll kill him!!!'

Sasuke released his grip in favour of watching the blond finish the job and smiled when the cucumber was finally buried half way inside his lover.

"See that wasn't so bad was it." He leaned forward to place a gentle kiss on damp yellow hair. "You're not done yet."

From above Sasuke saw the abrupt lift of the sweaty body under him as Naruto inhaled deeply while slowly pulling the object out and slowly pushing it back in again. The unexpected gasp he figured was the cucumber rubbing against the sensitive nerves and he began the task of freeing himself. He watched the slow sensual movements of his blond lover and stroked himself in time with each penetration, too enticed by what was before him to notice that his once dark eyes were now bleeding red and swirling with excitement. He began unconsciously memorizing everything detail about his husband only pulled out of his concentrated state at the scratchy voice echoing within the room.

"Sasuke, can I stop now?"

"Why?" it was time to bring the fun to a close.

"I don't want this." he whispered. It went almost unnoticed.

Sasuke once again leaned forward with hands pinning the boy to the counter, "And what do you want?"

"I want your…" he trailed off again too embarrassed to continue.

"Hm?"

"I- I want your cock inside me." Was the muffled request as Naruto buried his face in his palms, but that was all the raven needed and in one quick motion he removed the cucumber and fully sheathed himself within the sweet heat he knew all too well and immediately began to grind his hips.

"Ahh nah more Sasu-ke ugh m-more." He continued to comply with the demanding moans Naruto spat out while trying to keep a steady grip on the lustrous body quivering under his every touch.

They were too lost in pleasure to hear the opening and closing of the front door and the soft but rapid thumping of feet making their way towards them. But they did hear the loud and frightened yell that echoed within the open space.

Blue and black eyes shot up to see the tear filled deep blue ones of their younger son at the entrance of the kitchen. A few seconds after the yell they heard the sound of another making its way over.

"Kenji!! What's wro-" the question was dropped as the new person stood frozen at the spot. The expression on his face went grim as he once again found himself in another awkward situation with his parents. He walked in on them many times before, sad to say, not willingly of course but the two had refused to take their private matters to their bedrooms on several occasions. Let's just say he never looked at the bathtub in the same way again…and apparently it'll be the same for the kitchen.

Naruto went ten times redder as he once again found himself with an audience. His attempt to make light of the situation proved unsuccessful as he watched the terrified expression of his baby boy and the once again stoned expression of his elder son.

"U-um". He was struggling for words and somehow 'Welcome home kids. Your dad and I are just horny so we decided to screw each other on the spot like dogs in heat' didn't sound too appealing. He prayed for Sasuke to help him out of this one seeing as it was his fucking fault. Speaking of the bastard why the hell was he still inside him?!?! How was he still hard at a time like this?!

Suddenly distracted from the moment Naruto elbowed his lover hoping he'd take the hint and quickly remove himself so they could get out of the uncomfortable position but hey a bastard is a bastard.

"Sasuke pull o-AH" he slapped his hand over his mouth to muffle his groans.

Sasuke wasn't pulling out, he was doing the opposite. Naruto bit harshly on his bottom lip when he felt the bastard move inside him. First slowly pulling out and then swiftly jerking back into him brushing against his prostate. Their bodies rocked together in an almost unnoticeable way.

"Ha-ah!" he screamed out when Sasuke thrust a little harder against his sweet spot.

Kenji stared from his spot at the door but after hearing his mother cry out took a tentative step forward but was stopped when a pale hand landed on his shoulder.

"Mama?" he called sweetly, concern present in his voice.

Naruto was too humiliated to look his son in the eyes so diverted his gaze to a spot on the counter. Nor did he dare open his mouth and kept his hand over his mouth.

"Mommy's fine Kenji." It pissed Naruto off more that Sasuke sounded completely unaffected by this.

"Michio," said boy glared over at his father when his name was called. "Take your brother upstairs and stay there."

The boy nodded his head and took the small hands of his sibling in his, dragging him away from the site. He sent another disapproving glare over his shoulder before the two disappeared completely around the corner.

Naruto, who had been twitching uncontrollably and try desperately to keep his pleasure sounds to a minimum exploded with a loud gasp and a curse.

"Y-you bastard! I'm gonna kill you."

The Uchiha smirked, "Oh really". In one fluid movement he pulled out, spun the blond around, hoisted him unto the counter, spread his legs wide and forced himself through the quivering entrance with a low growl. The blonde's back arched off the dark counter while his nails attempted to dig into the granite. His mouth hung open in a silent scream while his eyes were tightly squeezed shut.

The raven smirked at the shivering body beneath him and repeated the action; the man beneath him gasped and grunted his name.

"Still want to kill me dobe?"

In response, Naruto clenched the muscles around his lover's hard cock earning an angry and loud grunt while pale fingers scraped over the skin at his sides.

"Shit", he pulled out again to ram into the hot opening with as much strength as he could gather.

"Ba-bastard…ah…nnnn". He was pushing himself down on Sasuke's cock but feeling too distant he reached out to pull his lover down for a sloppy kiss and pushed his way into the awaiting mouth. They broke apart leaving only a single strand of saliva keeping them connected, which broke when Naruto's head shifted suddenly to the side.

Sasuke watched as Naruto's eyes glazed over and his body tremble with pleasure and knew he was close. He grabbed the bobbing shaft to help it along. He could feel the hot organ pulsate as he moved his hand along the thick flesh and watched as white essence leaked from the tip.

Naruto shuddered at the feeling of rough hands surrounding him and moaned when a finger rubbed against his the head of his manhood. He took one hand and lowered it to massage his balls as he was pumped while the other hand tweaked at his hard nipple.

The erotic look of the horny male beneath him broke the already little control he had over himself. Digging his nails harder into Naruto's sides he buried himself deeper into his lover's body.

"Sa-ngh…ke!" With one final scream white cream exploded from within the blond coating his face and stomach.

The second sudden clenching of muscles around his cock pushed him over the edge and with a grunt of Naruto's name and his head thrown back he buried his seed inside him.

Both remained still, panting heavily, trying to rid themselves of the urge to collapse where they were. Two minutes later it was Naruto who spoke first his shaky voice not completely back to normal.

"You fucking idiot," Sasuke couldn't say he didn't see it coming.

Naruto lifted himself off the smooth surface to support his upper body with his elbows in need of a better way to glare at his soon to be dead husband.

Sasuke blanched and pulled out from Naruto, mildly interested in how cum slowly rushing from the red puckered entrance before pooling on the counter.

"I told you not to fucking fuck me in the kitchen!" he grabbed a nearby food item and aimed it at the pale head in front of him. Sasuke dodged it with ease.

He ignored the previous statement and asked, "Why are the kids here?"

"Because they live here, bastard. You hit your head or something?" He grabbed some paper towel to wipe away the cooling fluids on his body. Wasn't fair that he was the one that always got messy whenever they had sex like this.

Sasuke ignored the cheeky comment, "Aren't you suppose to dump them on Iruka when I get back from a mission?" he was now straightening his clothes.

Naruto jumped down from his spot at the counter and growled when he felt Sasuke's seed making a warm trail down his legs. 'Great more mess to clean up.'

"I had to put Iruka on a mission a few das ago. With most of the Jounin already gone I needed the extra help." He smiled sheepishly.

His smile was met with a black expression, "Then this is your fault."

"What!? Don't blame this on me. You're the one that wouldn't pull out when I told you to. My poor baby must be so traumatized." His eyes were glistening with unshed tears.

"Hn, Michio's use to it". He got a slap in the head for that one.

"No thanks to you. I mean what kind of person doesn't deflate when their sons catches them doing the naughty?"

"A person who doesn't give a shit." He said a matter of factly.

Sigh. What was the point of this conversation? He looked around the cluttered kitchen. No way was he going back to cooking, so dinner was thrown out the window, besides his ass hurt like hell. Grabbing his shirt he walked over to turn off a burner that was left on and pouted at the thought of not having dinner ready for his husband like a good wife should.

Sasuke, who was always watching his blond idiot, saw the frown and moved over to wrap his arms around his waist before kissing him on his still damp hair.

"I don't care whether you cook or not you know. I'm not some old dead beat husband that expects a home cooked meal from his wife and slippers waiting at the door."

Naruto chuckled at the odd picture that twisted in his thoughts at Sasuke's words.

"But I do expect you to always be here when I return, waiting for me." He moved to kiss him again as Naruto turned his head to meet his lips

"That I'll do forever" I couldn't stop even if I tried.

The raven couldn't help but smile down at the man in his arms.

"Hey Sasuke."

"Hm?"

"…I want ramen for dinner and you're treating me."

He sighed but accepted his fate, not that he cared much anyway. A hungry Naruto was an unpleasant person to deal with.

As the blond scurried around retrieving his clothes Sasuke lifted a hand to run through his unruly hair but stopped mid way to glare at his ring less finger.

"Naruto".

Said blond shot up from the ground to look at Sasuke and found him frowning at his hand, to which he raised an eyebrow in question.

"Yeah?"

"Where's my ring?"

"Eh. I'm sure you had it when you came home."

He thought back. He remembered seeing it on his hand when he hugged him…and when he stripped him…and when he, dear god he was probably blushing like an idiot about now. But, he couldn't remember seeing it after Sasuke had… reached for the…cucumber.

He paled as his eyes darted to Sasuke's who took on a similar but more composed appearance. Apparently he figured it out too.

"Uh, Naruto…bend over."

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After their little…encounter the two brothers made their way quickly up the stairs blocking out the occasional grunts and groans sounding from down below. One completely mortified the other utterly confused.

"Is mama okay Michio-nii?" the cute innocent child looked up with concerned deep blue eyes at his older brother.

The elder thought for a second before answering, "Yeah, mommy's fine. He's just playing a game with daddy."

His little eyes lit up with excitement. "Really? Can we play that game too?"

Michio, who was in the process of removing his head protector, choked on his saliva sending him into a hysterical coughing fit. Naughty images of him and his younger brother flooded his mind and he tried desperately to remove them. It took a few seconds to steady his breathing and clear his head before he turned red faced to respond to the all too eager sibling.

"No Kenji, we are not playing that game."

An adorable pout made its way on his face, "Why not?"

"Eh, that's a game that can only be played by married people." Michio was desperately hoping his blond brother would stop asking questions as he made his way over to the closet to change out of his training outfit. The little tyke followed like a shadow.

"Hmm, then can I marry nii-san?" God he was making this impossible.

"No."

"Why?" the raven haired pre-teen spun around to look at large tear filled eyes of his brother and sighed.

"Because we're already brothers Kenji. We can't get married. It's against the law."

"Mama can change the law."

"It doesn't work that way." He scooped the kid into his arms and held him close to his chest. Kenji then wrapped his shorts legs around his brother's waist. "Mommy can't change that law k?" another pout fell on the little one's face. "But, if I could I would definitely marry you." He had added that last part just to cheer Kenji up but the response he got was..shocking to say the least.

The blonde's face lit up at the marriage proposal and tightly hugged his would be husband as strong as he could muster. Then without warning he leaned back and gave a soft peck on the other's lips. For seconds Michio stood there stunned at what had happened. His mouth opened and closed but no words actually sounded.

The younger kid smiled at his brother's stupor and took the opportunity to wiggle out of his grasped. Now on the floor he held Michio's hand and pulled him towards the door.

"Come on nii-san. You promised to help me with my throwing today."

Finally shaking away the shock he chuckled softly and allowed himself to be pulled away, "Sure sure, I'll help you."

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Another one-shot done. Took forever. As usual the inspiration hits but the actually story doesn't show itself. Sigh, such is life. I took Uchihacest to a different level Bwahaha.

Hehe "Bend over" anyone know where the ring is?

Stuff you probably don't need to know but will anyway:

First son – Uchiha Michio, 12 yrs old. Looks more like Sasuke.

Second son – Uchiha Kenji, 6 yrs old. Looks more like Naruto.

Cadywise: Well that was sweet of Kenji. What do you think Michio?

Michio: -is tied to a pole-

Cadywise: …why are you tied to a pole?

Michio: I have to stop myself from jumping him.

Cadywise: 0_o ok then.

Kenji: Kenji loves Michio-nii!!!!

Cadywise: You know Ken sweetie normally your not suppose to kiss your brother on the lips.

Kenji: Why not? Papa and mama kiss all the time.

Michio: That's 'cause they're married…and not related.

Kenji: I WANNA GET MARRIED TO MICHIO-NII!!!!! –Begins temper tantrum-

Cadywise: Holy crap, run!!!!

Off in random corner.

Naruto: This is all your fault you idiot.

Sasuke: I fail to see why

Naruto: You're the one exposing our kids to sex at a young age.

Sasuke: They weren't even suppose to be there in the first place. If you had just dump 'em like I said we wouldn't be having this problem.

Naruto: Don't freakin blame this on me

Cadywise: Eh, funny how you guys fighting each other and not the one writing the script.

Naruto: ….

Sasuke:…

Cadywise: … -nervous laughter-

Naruto: hold her down while I strangle her

Cadywise: Holy crap, RUN!!!!!