Yuki sat silently in the living room of Sugure's house, his eyes laxly resting on the television in front of him.
"What are you watching?" Kyo inquired loudly as he entered the room. "It looks stupid."
"It was the only good thing on." Yuki said, annoyed. "Now, shh. They're trying to prevent war."
"This was the only good thing on?" Kyo scoffed. "Its a fricken documentary!" he said, sitting down next to Yuki and grabbing at the remote.
"Hey!" Yuki scupped up the remote before the cat could touch it. "I'm watching this, stupid cat."
"I bet you get off on this." Kyo retorted.
"What?" Yuki raided and eyebrow at Kyo.
"Yeah, I bet you do!" Key yelled standing up. "The girls don't even where shirts! Their flapping all over the place!"
"They're in Africa, you idiot." Yuki scowled.
"What, and that makes it OK!"
"Well they don't seem to mind. And, by the way, I do not (asyou so gracefully put it) get off on that."
"Liar. You do because your a damn filthy rat!" Kyo shouted and pointed a finger at Yuki. He turned slightly and caught a glimpse of the T.V. Screen. "Uh, what are they doing?"
"It's a war dance. Duh!" Yuki said as Kyo sat back down on the couch. "Their chief was killed-"
"by who?"
"I dunno. I just started watching it ten minuets ago, and its almost over."
"Why can't you just channel surf until something good comes on, like normal people."
"Because thats boring, stupid cat."
"Well so is this, damn rat!"
"Then leave! No one's forcing you to watch this-"
"Hey, its over."
"What?" Yuki looked at the screen as the credits rolled. "Now I don't know what happened!"
"Well you should have been paying atenting!"
"I couldn't, because you wouldn't quit talking to me!" Yuki rose to his feet. Kyo followed his actions.
"Well maybe you shouldn't watch something so dumb!"
"Oh, you're one to talk..."
"Whats that supposed to mean?"
...and after the mating ruital is completed the female rips oven the male's chest and uses the corps as a nest in which to lay her eggs...
Both boys looked at the T.V. with wide eyes.
"All right, I'm done with this." Kyo said and put his foot through the television screen.
Sigure's voice wavered into the room.
"Are you breaking my house again!"
Fin.
