Confessions of a Teenage Movie Star

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club and blah, blah, blah. (You guys should know this since you on fanfiction :D)

I figured that it would be fun to have a character that would rival the troublemaker skills of the twins. I started with that idea and it kind of grew (a lot). lol. I promise that the later chapters are more interesting.

Chapter 1 - Classroom

I stared at the huge building in front of me.

Ouran High School

I couldn't believe that I was going to be learning in a luxurious school like this. Looking around, I saw students entering the school in yellow dresses and blue suits. I was so glad that I wouldn't have to wear one of those poofy yellow dresses. I made a deal with my dad that I'd go to this school as long as I don't have to wear a dress. I wear enough of them at work. And I feel so uncomfortable in them.

Oh! In case you didn't know (and chances are you don't), my name was Kyasarima Yumi. I was a famous Japanese movie actress. I loved my job but I hated the 'famous' part. Right now, I was trying to keep a secret identity again and I found out that not wearing a dress helped a lot – until I was discovered. So at school (and often in public too), I was known as Tisemai Hisoka. I still couldn't believe that I chose the name Hisoka. Out of all the names I could choose from it had to be that one, especially when Hisoka means secret in Japanese. Seriously, what a giveaway!

Well here I was, walking through the hallway, cluelessly I should add (if 'cluelessly' was even a word), wearing my hoodie, jeans and glasses. I looked totally different with my glasses on so it helped me with my 'disguise' and so did my hair style. My hair was tied into two short and curly pigtails at the bottom of my head as opposed to Yumi's straight hair when it was left down.

You'd think that I'd stand out with my outfit. I did. But no one noticed because everyone was talking about my new movie. All I heard was Yumi this, and Yumi that, and Yumi's so pretty, and Yumi's so hot, and all this just irritated me! All of these people just liked me by what they see in the movies. They've never actually met me. Plus, it kind of creeped me out when I hear about guys daydreaming about me. I shivered.

"Hey, are you new here?" A boy with red hair was standing in front of me. I smiled to myself. A cute guy actually noticed me and wasn't talking about 'Movie Star Yumi.' How rare was that?

"Yeah, I'm new," I answered. Come to think of it, I was looking for my class before I started babbling about the horrors of being a teenage movie star.

"Well, hi! I'm Hitachiin Kaoru, first year student." Eek! We could be in the same class. I sighed. That would be so great.

"I'm Tisemai Hisoka. I'm a first year student too." I stared at him for a moment. If we were in the same class, I would be able to get to know him better. We would be together when there's a class event or field trip. Maybe we could even be science lab partners. I wondered how smart he was. He could even help me out since I'm pretty far behind with my 'job'. Uh oh... there I go again. I was crushing on a (hot) random guy again. Every time that happened, the guy either was a jerk or liked someone else. But Kaoru was too dreamy. Maybe he'd be different.

"You need help finding your class?" suggested Kaoru with a big smile on his face. Aw... He was so nice. I could feel my cheeks heat up. No! I couldn't be blushing. Not now at least. I just met him.

"Sure, thanks. I'm in class-"

"Kaoru, I've been looking all over for you." I stared in shock. The guy that just came and put an arm around Kaoru was the exact mirror image of him. My jaw dropped. Was I wearing the right pair of glasses?

"You… have… a twin?" I said as I pointed to the other Kaoru.

"Yeah. Hisoka-san, this is my brother Hikaru," introduced Kaoru. I still thought that Kaoru was cuter, even though it was obvious that they looked exactly the same. It's probably because I saw him first or he was nice to me.

Hikaru looked at me strangely. "Why aren't you wearing your uniform, Hisoka-san?" asked Hikaru. "She's starting to remind me of when we met Haruhi," he whispered to Kaoru. I didn't think that really counted as a whisper though due to the fact that I still heard. Anyways…

"I don't like dresses," I said plainly, hoping that they wouldn't ask for details. I glanced at my watch. "I only have five minutes to get to class. Can you two help me?"

"I don't think that's a problem, right Kaoru?"

"No," Kaoru replied. "No, it's not."

"So...," they said simultaneously. "What class are you in?" Whoa, do they have identical brains too? They said that at exactly the same time. It almost seemed like their voices were one for a moment.

"I'm in class 1-D," I stated. Hikaru and Kaoru nodded then playfully pranced down the hall as I followed. They looked like two little kids. Their class must be interesting with them. They seemed like the kind that always wants to have fun. I couldn't wait to be in their class.

"Here's our class," the twins said in unison. I looked into the classroom. It was so classy and neat. Students were chatting with their friends about topics from what they did yesterday after school to how their family businesses were going. Everyone looked so cheerful and friendly. I was about to step into the room when Hikaru and Kaoru stopped me.

"Your classroom is there." They pointed to the class across the hall. At that moment, I was heartbroken. Just by looking through the door, I could see students writing graffiti all over the chalkboard. Correction: the chalkboard and the walls. Spitballs were flying everywhere and there were loud and noisy voices in the air. That wasn't the only thing that was in the air. A paper plane flew through the door and hit my forehead. I bet that left a mark.

"Good luck," the brothers told me.

"Thanks. I'll need it."


Hehe. First chapter of my first Ouran story. The rest of the gang will be in the next chapter since I didn't really want all of the introduced to Hisoka/ Yumi at the same time. Also, I wanted to make a funny beginning. And if that wasn't really funny, I'll work on my humour ;P. Constructive criticism is welcome, even spelling and grammar.