This is meant to be a humorous songfic that shows what Bella might say to Edward if she was less hung up on her teen angst and more of a dynamic modern woman. I have included the original lyrics to the song "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" because a large portion of the folks who hang out here on are too young to remember this song and its history. It was recently revived in the movie "The Dukes of Hazzard" by Jessica Simpson.
'THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN'"
by Lee Hazlewood, 1966
You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
And now, my version, with all appropriate respect to the late Mr. Hazlewood:
"These Fangs Are Made for Biting"
You keep sayin' you've got somethin' for me
something you call love, but confess.
You been romancin' where you shouldn't have been romancin'
And now someone else is cleaning up your mess.
Those fangs are made for bitin', and that's just what they'll do
One of these days those fangs are gonna be the death of you.
You keep mopin' when you ought to be kissin'
And you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep watchin' when you ought to be sexin'
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
Those fangs are made for bitin', and that's just what they'll do
One of these days those fangs are gonna be the death of you.
You keep charmin' where you shouldn't be charmin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new werewolf,
And what he knows you ain't HAD time to learn!
Are you ready fangs? Start bitin'!
