"Welcome villains, thugs, henchpeople, warlords, criminals, and Napoleon Dynamite fans to the Inter-Reality Evil BBQ. I am Chuck the Dark Lord of Activity Directing for our loathed evil organization and I have a few announcements," Chuck said to the assembled bad guys.

"First off, I would like to thank Prince Phobos for bringing the Potato Salad," Chuck said pointing to prince waving Prince Phobos. He then got pelted with assorted deviled eggs and pieces of string.

"Next, I have been asked by Nerissa to tell everybody that if you try to kill her son she will destroy you," as Chuck was saying this Nerissa was staring down everybody that looked at her in her old woman form.

"Right… umm… anyway, we ask that nobody destroy and/or eat anyone else's minions (everybody groans loudly). I know, I know, but we would like to get our deposit back this year, MARTHA STEWART!!!" Chuck stares her down but gets scared and hides behind the podium when her start to glow red.

"Lastly, to the villains of the Teen Titans, Kim Possible, Star Wars, and assorted anime and sci-fi universes please move your hover vehicles to the east parking lot or you will be towed," he waited as the assorted bad guys got up to move their vehicles and then continued," To everybody left, please enjoy the food and after dinner we'll have our evil fashion show and then karaoke."

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"And so the rebel leader says 'please don't rip out my eyes'," Darth Vader finishes his joke and gets laughs from all of the villains at his table.

"That was a good one Darth," Phobos said wiping the tears from his eyes because he was laughing so much," I know how it feels to deal with pain in the ass rebels."

"Yeah, like you would know what that's like you lazy ass," Cedric said under his breath.

"What was that Cedric?!" Phobos asked angrily.

"Nothing. (Muttering under his breath) Ass," Cedric said.

"That's what I thought," said a very smug Phobos.

"How did you ever become a villain?" Slade asks.

"I was born to it you masked freak!" Phobos retorted.

"Leave him alone girly boy or I'll shank you," Martha Stewart said.

"Bring it, I'll take you both down," Phobos said and then stood up and pounded his chest.

"Knock it off over there you morons!" everyone at Phobos's table looked over at the table that had yelled at them. The other table held snake themed villains including but not limited to: Cobra Commander, Orochimaru, and Lord Voldemort.

"Take it back you scaly freaks or I'll show you the power of the dark side," Darth Vader taunted.

"Bring it on you asthmatic trashcan," Voldemort retorted.

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After that things got worse and all the villains stared an epic battle and the only one who left before the fight was Darth Vader. He walked down the road until he made it to a large clearing filled with various heroes and heroines of the various dimensions. They immediately asked how it went.

"It went very well everyone and," Darth took off his helmet revealing that he was in fact…," Blunk get all the tasty evil BBQ and get free piece of string."

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And there you go. Random stuff that I just came up with. Sorry if it's not that good but I wrote it in five minutes.

Feel free to review and any suggestions on what I could do the next chapter would be welcome if I decide to do a next chapter.