If Love were a Drama
Baby, we'd be the leading stars,

"If Love were a Drama" by The Fading Sky
"Gakuen Alice" by Higuchi Tachibana

Scene One
The Latest Rumour


Yes our dear readers, it is that time again,
You've been begging us to find out the latest on the Sexy Six. Our sources report to confirm the latest rumour; it seems that our sexily scruffy, crimson-eyed, drop dead gorgeous soccer player with a new found talent for acting - Natsume Hyuuga - will be attending Gakuen Alice, school for the arts. Don't worry, fans, this will not be the split up of the Ruka and Natsume combo, as we've been reassured by our sources that Ruka Nogi will also be attending Gakuen Alice. It seems that the blonde prince has a talent for acting as well as his illusive best buddy. There has been no word on whether or not Youichi Hijiri will also attend Gakuen Alice yet, but do not fear, we shall found out a.s.a.p.

Your Favourite Team,
The Spy Sisters xoxo


Mikan Sakura

It was my dream to enter Gakuen Alice, the school for the arts.

It was a real pity that there was an entrance exam; because not only did the students have to have a reason to go there, singing, acting, dancing and whatever, but they also had to be intelligent to sting together enough words to at least form the sentence 'I-want-to-go-here-because-I-want-to-act'. Well, if it was that easy I wouldn't be frantically studying, if it was that easy, I bet ninty-nine percent of the population could get into Gakuen Alice, if they had the ability to act, dance, sing and whatever else they might be doing.

It was extremely hard to concentrate when your best friend is staring at you like you've grown a big toe on your forehead; this is what I have learnt today.

Hotaru Imai, my afore-mentioned best friend, had been certain that I wanted to have a career in sport and I can understand her slight confusion because I had wanted to have a sport career; 'had' being the keyword here. There is nothing quite as exhilarating as sliding through the mud and grime to kick a soccer ball from out of your opponents possession, or, failing that, tripping the opponent over so they can greet the mud, face first.

After seeing an amazing drama play on Shakespeare, however, I had changed my mind. You should've seen the actors eyes; they were sparkling and so full of life, it had entranced many from the audience, including myself. That was when I made up my mind, I wanted to act…and have sport as a little part-time get away from life because I did love knocking people over so they fall flat in the mud whilst scoring the goal.

"Mikan, you've always wanted to become a professional soccer player, so what's with the sudden change of heart?" Hotaru wanted to know, "Once our PE teacher hear about this, he's going to go crazy." I scowled, it was true, my sport teacher was dead set on aiding me in becoming the best professional female soccer player in the world, even if that meant seriously injuring everyone standing in my path.

"Gakuen Alice sounds like such an interesting school though, and anyway, let's face it, a female soccer player won't get me very far," I stopped trying to struggle through my recent study problem and turned to Hotaru. "And if I go to Gakuen Alice, we get such cool stuff; there is a school magazine, snippets of which even get sent out to the world outside the school, and I've heard the food is really good as well, and it isn't like they don't have any sport places in the school!"

"School magazine," she scoffed, taking out a shiny booklet from her bag, "You mean this thing? It's absolute rubbish, the articles are poor and shallow and I can't say the pictures are too great either." She slid across the table towards me, scattering my pieces of study paper all over the table. I picked up the magazine eagerly, splayed across front cover is large red letters was the name of the magazine, Gossip 2 Die 4. I had to agree that the name was lame.

"Maybe they could so with your journalism skills, Hotaru," my best friend had been the administrator for the website for our sch—well, our old school. She was amazing, designed the website, posted the articles and news and everything, "I still wonder how you managed to get those photos of Miharu snogging Koike, those were priceless! It was like she was devouring his face!" I snickered, Miharu wasn't exactly what you'd call my friend – I swear she had it in for me actually, trying to screw up my soccer trial and everything.

Hotaru gave a small smile and I flipped open to the contents and began to read them out loud, "Look at this, 'Which arts subject are you best suited for?' page seven, 'The Hottest Art in Gakuen Alice right now,' page ten, 'The Juiciest News' page twelve, 'The Weekly Interview,' page fifteen, let's check out page ten." I opened to the page. "According to this magazine, it's acting. Don't worry Hotaru, music follow closely. Hah!"

"Give it to me idiot!" Hotaru snatched the book from my hands, and stared at the page in distaste, "As expected, it's only because of the people who are going to be in the acting class. Shallow editors."

"What? Is someone famous going to be in the acting division? Like who?" my mind immediately jumped to Leonardo Di'Caprio. "Leonardo Di'Caprio?" It was almost impossible, but there was still that sliver of extremely improbable chance.

"No, just some kids who think they're real hot stuff," Hotaru's tone was disapproving, even if you couldn't see it in her face. I sighed in disappointment, my dreams of meeting Leonardo Di'Caprio were all in vain. Wait for me, my love, I sent him a message through my brainwaves, hoping dearly with all I was worth that he had mastered the use of telepathy. "But, even if Leonardo Di'Caprio was in the acting class, you'd have to actually pass the entrance exam and with a brain like yours, I'd say it is best to just give up while you still can."

"Hotaru!" I turned my best puppy dog eyes on her, "Please help me study! I'm begging you, I'll do anything!"

"Anything? Eh?" A sly smile crossed Hotaru's face, and I had a grim feeling in the pit of my stomach that I was in for trouble.


Hello again, dear readers, we are back with more updates!
It seems that that our favourite black-haired, blue-eyed basketballer – Tsubasa Andou – our honey-haired, adorably annoying and amazingly funny twin act – Kokoro Yome and Kitsune-me – and our gorgeous, aqua-eyed and practically Natsume Hyuuga's little brother – Youichi Hijiri – will all be attending Gakuen Alice, the school of the arts. Watch out for yourselves Gakuen Alice babes, because the Sexy Six are coming your way!

Your Favourite Team,
The Spy Sisters xoxo


Natsume Hyuuga && Ruka Nogi

Natsume Hyuuga was not a happy little vegemite. Not that he was ever a happy little vegemite but today he seemed more like an unhappy little vegemite than usual; yeah it happened sometimes, mood swings and teenage boys; you can't have one without the other.

Pity.

"Who are these people anyway?" he grunted as he tossed the magazine toward his blonde haired, blue-eyed best friend, Ruka Nogi, These 'Spider Sisters' or 'Spy Spiders' or whatever they were called, were pissing him off. It seemed like he and Ruka could not do anything without having it reported everywhere. "Probably more bloody fan-girls," he grimaced in distaste. If there was one thing Natsume Hyuuga would rid the world of; it'd be fan girls – rabid fan girls.

"It seems that they also go to Gakuen Alice, from what I've heard; these little snippets are printed out in the magazine before they actually go public," Ruka's eyes skimmed over the page one more time before they flickered back towards Natsume. "It's been going on since last year by the looks of things – that's when people started to know our names before we had even met them. It'd be nice to meet a couple of girls our age who aren't fan girls for once, apart from Aoi of course."

It was at this moment that Natsume's little sister, Aoi Hyuuga, came into the room; her hands holding a tray of drinks. The siblings were very similar; alluring red eyes, soft black hair and beautiful unblemished skin, but that was where the similarities stopped; Aoi Hyuuga was cheerful and optimistic where as Natsume was generally silent and rather…cocky. Aoi let out a laughed as her eyes travelled over her brother, "Still sulking Natsume? I thought you knew about these little snippets about you and," her voice shook with amusement, "The 'Sexy Six'."

Natsume growled at the stupid nickname this stupid magazine, Gossip 2 Die 4, had given his group of friends, not that he could exactly call Andou a 'friend', more like an annoyance. Honestly, who names their magazine Gossip 2 Die 4 anyway? Idiots, that's who, idiots and rabid fan girls. "Guys tend not to read girly magazines, Aoi," the disgruntled teen turned on his stomach to take a swig from his mango juice.

"But Tsubasa said he sometimes skims through a girly magazine like Gossip 2 Die 4 from time to time because he has something else to do and he gets bored and he's says it's funny the way girls' brains work," Aoi said confusedly

"That explains a lot," Natsume muttered, not that he would be very surprised at this sort of news; Andou belonged in the group he classified as 'idiots'.

"Why aren't you guys studying anyway?" Aoi asked them, snapping back to the question that she had wanted to ask them when she walked in. "The Entrance Exam is supposed to be really hard from what I've heard and it's only two days away! Kitsune and Koko are both studying really hard!" This earned an incredulous snort from Natsume, so she turned to his best friend, "Ruka?"

"We've both prepared for the exam, Aoi, so don't worry about us," Ruka threw a look at Natsume,

"And we aren't as stupid as Koko and Kitsune or Andou," Natsume added into that.

Aoi shot a glare at him, "Well, hopefully all those soccer balls you've gotten to the head haven't actually damaged your braincells as much as they seem to have. I'll laugh like storm water drain if you come back home after failing the entrance exam. Good night!" She slammed the door behind her.

The two sat in a stunned silence for a few moments before Ruka decided to break it, "What's up with her?"

"I do believe it is something called 'PMS', Ruka."


We are back, dear readers, with news!
So, we've heard that some of you would like clarification on the rumour that Natsume Hyuuga broke up with his two-month girlfriend, Sumire Shouda. This is very true, so for any of you who are interested in trying to fill the now vacant position of the Sex God's Girlfriend go for it because Natsume Hyuuga is, once again, completely free.
It has also come to our knowledge that a lot of you want updates on the current 'Gakuen Alice' situation. Well, today is the Entrance Exam day for our favourite Sexy Six and any other wannabe Gakuen Alice students. Rest assured, Sexy Seven fans, we are all sure that Natsume, Ruka, Youichi, Tsubasa, Koko, and Kitsune will do absolutely fine.
But just in case, we (The Spy Sisters) and I'm sure all our readers send them our luck in a big envelope.

Your Favourite Team,
The Spy Sisters xoxo


Mikan Sakura

Oh please, please, God, Jesus, Leonardo Di'Caprio and the other guy, please let me pass this Entrance Exam. Yeah, I had the butterflies…well, I guess it is sort of different – more like a brick falling to the pit of my stomach and sinking lower and lower. What if I had forgotten what Hotaru had taught me? I think I'd rather go through four soccer matches non-stop rather than face this sort of feeling again.

Hotaru was looking through that stupid magazine again – I have no idea why she won't lend it to me, it is making me extremely suspicious. I don't get why she was the least bit stressed at all, I'm envious of all smart people who ace tests just like they're nothing and here's me struggling to get through basic maths.

Gakuen Alice was huge – no I'm not talking about an abnormally big school, I mean frigging huge! I know it is a boarding school but this place was just insane – it'd take months to try and find anybody who decided to get lost in this place, and though it was a scary thought, it was utterly amazing. There were so many students trying out for this exam as well – I guess that just sort of lowers the chance of me getting in.

"Ne, Hotaru," the large group had caught my eye, "Is that where we are supposed to go because that's where almost everyone else is going – well, at least all the girls are." I gazed around at the either confused or slightly scowling guys who just kept walking.

"So they are here then," Hotaru suddenly put her magazine away, her disapproving voice was back, and she grabbed my arm and pulled me along, away from the crowd, "It's best just to ignore, idiot. That group over there is made up of only fan girls and curious idiots who got caught up in it all."

"Eh? But only movie stars can make that sort of commotion," I struggled in my best friend's grip, "It might actually be Leonardo Di'Caprio! Oh my god, Hotaru, you might be tearing me away from my destined love! Oh my god! I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see—,"

"Don't be stupid, it's not Leonardo Di'Caprio, it's just some wannabe movie stars who think they are so great," Hotaru's words barely registered.

"I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see—,"

"Come on, it looks like we take the exam over there--,"

"I wanna see, I wanna see, I wann—ow!" There was a blinding pain as my best friend brang her fist down onto my head – hard. "What?" I snapped, rubbing my head, "You didn't have to hit me that hard! Now I'm going to fail the entrance exam!"

"It's your fault I had to idiot, everyone is staring at us now because of you!" Hotaru gave me a glare and took hold of my arm again, dragging me towards the entrance.

"You would be?" The teacher at the door stopped us, "Are you taking the entrance exam?"

"Why would we be here if we weren't?" I spoke up, "I'm Mikan Sakura."

"Well from time to time, a boarder decides to wander around," the teacher smiled grimly, as if the very suggestion of 'wandering' did not appeal to him in the least. "And your name?" This was directed towards Hotaru.

"Hotaru Imai," I sighed as my friend answered, how can she be so stoic whenever she answers almost anything?

The teacher nodded serenely and gave us directions to our seats, "Miss Sakura, to the left and down to the back please, Miss Imai, if you could just go straight for, thank you. Next!"

"Hotaru, don't leave me, I'm scared I'll fail the exam!" I grabbed my friend by the sleeve, "Can't you sneak down to my row and sit beside me?"

"Don't be an idiot, you'll do fine, everyone else is just about as nervous as you," Hotaru said, slowly prising me fingers off her jacket. "You are going to stretch my jacket you idiot."

"But you aren't as nervous as anyone else because you are so smart!" I whined, taking my hand off her jacket before she decided to hit me again.

"I'm an exception, now go sit down, it'll all be over soon,"

Cursing under my breath I headed towards my seat; it was down the very back of the fourth row. This was full on exam style, and I hated – hated – it. As I got closer to the seat marked Sakura Mikan, my vision started to go weird and the brick in my stomach started to weigh right down to the floor and bile rose in my throat, my breath coming in quick, shallow intakes.

I was hyperventilating.

People around me were murmuring, staring at me, their voices strangely echoed and coming from all different places as my skin started to burn with heat. Falling is a strange feeling – especially when you are trying not to throw up or black out. I stared at the ground that was coming closer and suddenly a shoe appeared.

A shoe.

Startled, I felt the bile work it's way up my throat and force it's way out of my mouth and onto the lovely white, sparkly, clean, sports shoe – which wasn't so love, white, clean and sparkly anymore.

I heard a collective gasp before my face smashed into the floor.

Dear readers,
Have you heard what we have heard? Well, let's clarify some things first; we have heard that the Sexy Six all pretty much aced the test, even Koko and Kitsune! We have also heard that you guys wanna know if the most recent rumour is true.
Well, yes it is, we, The Spy Sisters, were there at the horrific event!
Some poor thing threw up on Natsume Hyuuga's shoe.
Nastume Hyuuga was less than impressed, and we are kind of glad that the girl wasn't conscious after she barfed on his brand new sport shoes otherwise we suspect she would've suffered his rage. Nevermind, I don't think she'll be able to get into Gakuen Alice now as she wasn't able to take the Exam in the state she was in.

Your Favourite Team,
The Spy Sisters xoxo


End of Scene One

The Fading Sky's note:

Well that was fun to write, especially 'The Spy Sisters' part because it just clarifies a few points. So – yes, Mikan and Nastume's first meeting in this story is her throwing up on his shoe, a bit unusual but hey – unique. There will be more reactions between the two of them in the next chapter – sparks flying, literally.

I was thinking of doing a fanfiction about singing – but I decided there was enough of those already and I don't particularly like dancing either, and I've always wanted to do something with acting during my life so – I decided to do a fanfiction on that.

It was a bit of a throw up between Mikan and Natsume doing basketball or soccer but I decided soccer in the end because it's outdoors on a field and you can get a lot dirtier – especially if it's muddy.

Anyway – should start on the next chapter soon.

Please review – and don't hesitate to give advice because I'd like to improve my writing skills if they need improving.

~ The Fading Sky xx