DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM, JHONEN VASQUEZ DOES, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH; YOU'RE NOT REALLY READING THIS ARE YOU? WELL, SINCE YOU'RE HERE, HOW ABOUT A JOKE? WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT'S SAD? BLUE CHEESE!


Zim stood, doubled over in front of his voot runner mumbling things like "GIR", "stupid", "defective", and "I should take a screwdriver to that little defective SIR unit!" but, then he heard something he hadn't heard in a year. He had heard it in Ms. Bitters' class, after 20 years to his boss, and the noise, if you hadn't figured it out was Sizz-Lorr breaking and entering. "Hello, Zim." He said. His eyes glowed like they had many times before, but, this time was different. His eyes glowed with joy. "Look, Sizz-Lorr, you know what's going to happen if you kidnap me again. No matter how much you hate me, you can't take me back to foodcourtia." Zim said, putting his hands on his hips. "Take you back with me to foodcourtia? Who said that's why I came here?" Sizz-Lorr asked, smiling sweetly. "Then why did you com he-MMF!" Zim tried to ask, but, was cut off by the larger Irken's lips pressed up against his. Zim found himself enjoying the kiss as Sizz-Lorr's arms wrapped around the small Irken. Zim found himself hugging Sizz-Lorr back. When they pulled apart, Zim was as surprised as he would be if the park statue came to life and addressed him by name. "What…the…Irk…?" Zim asked slowly regaining himself "its ok," Sizz-Lorr answered "I didn't get it at first either." Sizz-lorr handed him a small envelope. Zim opened the letter, and this is what it said:


My dearest love Zim,

I know you're probably surprised at the introduction of the letter, and the fact that I kissed you. But, let me explain why. Do you remember my grin when we first met? Well, it was not a grin of pure evil. It was a grin of happiness. I knew from the first time I saw you, I loved you. I just had to keep waiting, so I could tell you how I felt. Before I could, I had to express my emotions the only way I really understood; by being awful to you. I don't know what made me think you'd stay with the way I was treating you. But, you left, and I didn't get the chance. When I hunted you down, anger was all I could feel, so I took it out on you. Now, I'm here, and I've matured, so I can express my feelings better. And, I wanted to know… will you be mine forever? I understand if the answer is no, considering the way I've been acting, but, if the answer is yes, then, you will make me the happiest Irken alive.

Ni fyu sag, Ru Zim,

Sizz-Lorr.


On the bottom of the letter was a tiny glass diamond ring. Big enough to fit Zim. They stood and stared at each other, neither saying anything for what seemed like hours. Sizz-Lorr waiting and hoping for an answer he most likely wouldn't get, Zim waiting and thinking about weather or not he wants to spend his life with this man. Finally, he made a decision. He ran to Sizz-Lorr, jumped on his PAK legs, and pulled the tall Irken into a passionate, log, tender, romantic kiss. "So, I guess that's a yes?" Zim nodded vigorously, and the two Irkens took each other for the first time of many.


A/N: NI FYU SAG MEANS I LOVE YOU IN IRKEN. AND RU IS JUST SOMETHING YOU SAY BEFORE A NAME. JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING