Crackfic, a Tale of Two Duelists

Chapter 2

Smiley: Alright, it's been a few days since our last post...time to see what questions you Readers have put into our Q&A Hat. Gambit, would you do the honors...Gambit...GAMBIT!

Gambit: (looks up from cards in hand) Oh, huh...what? I'm a little busy right now, do you mind?

Smiley: Yes I mind, we have a skit to do. What is so important that you can't help?

Gambit: Well, me and Pharaoh are...well...

Yami: Playing a children's card game!

Smiley: Great...just great, you two are dueling.

Gambit: Well yeah, I just took out Kaiba and Jaden and Yami beat Yugi and Yusei, we're in the finals now, it only makes sense.

Smiley: What happened to Marik and Bakura and all the other duelists around here? What...they didn't want to play a children's card game?

Yami: No, they did, but they insisted that I hand over my leather shoes before the duel? Those two have quite the obsession with my clothing.

Gambit: I think they might be homeless, it would make sense.

Smiley: (turning red and getting defensive) They are NOT homeless.

Yami: No I think she might be right, have you seen the massive hoard that always follows Marik around, they're like the unfed masses of ancient Egypt...brain washed, stupid, and extremely gullible.

Smiley: Those are his Steves!

Gambit: Fine then, but what about Bakura, he never changes his clothes...and have you seen his hair?

Yami: He looks very similar to a kitty.

Bakura: Not a kitty!

Smiley: Good, you two are back, we can finally start our Q&A.

Marik: What does the Q and A stand for?

Yami: Quarrelmort and Albus?

Gambit: Wrong Parody.

Joey: Quetzalcoatl and the Aztec?

Yugi: Wrong country, you're thinking of of the ancient Mesoamericans….

(voice heard from offstage)

Piccolo: NERD!

Yugi: What the heck, this is really getting out of hand.

Smiley: Oh my, what did I tell you guys, this isn't LittleKuriboh's skit.

Marik: What? Is that even freggin possible?

Bakura: Didn't he create this whole world though?

Gambit: Yeah, that's what I thought, he must have.

Smiley: No…he just ripped it off from 4-Kids and some Japanese guy…

Yami: Hold the Papyrus, that can't be, the great god LittleKuriboh's coming has been prophesied for ages, back in my day we had Giant Rocks all around the Palace with his image on them.

Yugi: Actually Pharaoh, those were pictures of you…you commissioned them…

(voice once again heard)

Piccolo: NERD!

Yugi: Really, just really?

Yami: That's why he looked so dashing in his robes.

Yugi: Yes Pharaoh…because he is you…

Marik: Again, confused.

Smiley: Can we all just focus! Please? Q&A stands for Questions and Answers, not that complicated. Gambit, do you have your top hat?

Gambit: Bugger, no… no I don't.

Smiley: Well where is it?

Gambit: I think I might have left it at home.

Bakura: Then just go get it.

Smiley: This is just wonderful…really! Bakura, she can't go get it…she lives in Dublin…not here in America, or Japan…I'm not really sure where we are.

Marik: Wait, you mean we're not in Egypt?

(everyone face palms)