The original idea of haiku-ized episode summaries belongs to The Fic Bitch (ficbitch.wishing-blue.net). She did this with Sailormoon, I tried X TV... My attempts are far not as good as hers, but still... I tried hard to write this. Hopefully I didn't break the 5-7-5 rule and didn't mess up the episode numbers. Anyway... This is pretty silly and not too funny, but I felt like writing it.
Episode 1
Kamui came
And it seems he is having
Constant PMS.
Episode 2
Kotori was meant
To be dropped from that tree
Many years ago.
Episode 3
Kotori would like
To become an artist or
Something of that kind.
Episode 4
Newsflash! Kamui
Has an uber sexy aunt.
Wish mine was like that.
Episode 5
Saiki now wears
Many bandages. And that
Pretty much is it.
Episode 6
Kamui likes
To look at the darn sexy
Basketball players.
Episode 7
Can computer geeks
Be successful in tennis?
Look at Satsuki.
Episode 8
Fuuma's daddy died.
Seishirou enters the scene.
Fangirls may squeal now.
Episode 9
Subaru-kun came!
Sei-chan looks so out of place
Among those bamboos.
Episode 10
Yuzuriha's friend
Was just a spirit doggie.
A lousy childhood.
Episode 11
Kamui got a
Big awkward hug from Fuuma.
All fangirls went nuts.
Episode 12
Fuuma is on crack.
Maybe he and Kamui
Will make some progress.
Episode 13
Kamui's soul seems
To be surprisingly dark.
Poor Subaru-kun.
Episode 14
Kamui doesn't try
To kill Saiki. That is a
Big improvement, huh?
Episode 15
Is it just me or
Subaru-kun still looks good
Without an eye?
Episode 16
Sei-chan tries to say
His "boku wa kimi wo..."
And then bites the dust.
Episode 17
Kakyou is the one
Responsible for every
Flashback out there.
Episode 18
Everyone, say hi
To the newborn Inuki.
Fuuma lost the fight?
Episode 19
Aoki is not
Cheating on his wife! But he
Still finds Karen hot.
Episode 20
Will Arashi make
A decent Chi no Ryuu? That
Still is a question.
Episode 21
Yuuto has no taste
When it comes to wristwatches.
Don't mess with The Beast.
Episode 22
Kiddies, this is what
A split personality
Can once lead you to.
Episode 23
Fuuma looks damn sexy
Even when electrified.
Bye-bye, Sorata.
Episode 24
Kamui saved
Entire world and Fuuma.
Good reason to die.
X Movie
You can do many
Fun things with Fuuma's head. But
Is that quite healthy?
eX Dream (X OP)
It's okay to miss
Pathetic and weird lyrics.
Kimi wa Starlight.
Secret Sorrow (X ED)
Two boys are stretching
Their hands towards each other.
Yaoi will prevail!
