Dah Hungr Gamez

Dah REAPINGS

"omq prim noo nott prim!111!" yelld catnus Effe in dahh stinki Distrct 12(dey mine 4 dah Capital), prim ish catnus sistah and dey qonna send hr to dah hunger games (where she probs d1ed. :'( ). In Pannam dahh 12 distraccts send 1 boi and 1 qurl to fite 2 dah death.

And distract 12 ishh poor:( cuz all dey do is mine.

Btw Haymish iz drunc, lol Haymish fall off dah stage cuz he drunc. He wun dah Hungr Gamez long time ag0. He wuz hot den ftw.

"I voulntteer." Catnus scram& Gale issh like "y bby u do dat doe? Me luv juu." But not outlouddde cuz Gal ish shy cext around dah bunnys dat he kill wid Catnus. Dey hunt in dah w00ds cuz day ish sum bamf's.

"N0t yet stoopid, lmafo." Effe sed to Catnus and and polled out dah boiz name, "Pita Melarkk" she sed and dah boy wid dah breadd walked up on staggee and wuz like "omq me luv catnus." But he didnddt sed dat eider cuz he shy 2.

"now juu volunteer catnus."

&Catnus volunteered and Prim&Gale were like :'(

And pita's mean mommi wuz like :( MI ISH MEAN 2 PITA.

And Madqe( she ish not in dah m0ve so she dunt matter) qave Catnus diss M0kingjay pin and was like "OTP."

Catnus & Pita got on train and r0de off. District 12 we outtt