Shinji-Man, Shinji-Man
Does whatever a housewife can
Cleans a mess any size,
Terrified of even flies
Look out! Here comes the Shinji-Man
Why's he scared? Listen bud,
He hasn't got any hot blood
Does he run, from the fray?
There he goes, far away
Hey theeere, there goes the Shinji-Man!
Though he hates to fight, 'cause he's beaten and sore
He still knows it's right, and returns to the war!
Shinji-Man, Shinji-Man
Cries in corners, Shinji-Man
Love and warmth, he's ignored
Getting shit on is his reward
To hiiim, life is a great big fuck-up
Wherever there's a muck-up
You'll find the Shinji-Man!
