Shinji-Man, Shinji-Man
Does whatever a housewife can

Cleans a mess any size,
Terrified of even flies

Look out! Here comes the Shinji-Man

Why's he scared? Listen bud,
He hasn't got any hot blood

Does he run, from the fray?
There he goes, far away

Hey theeere, there goes the Shinji-Man!

Though he hates to fight, 'cause he's beaten and sore
He still knows it's right, and returns to the war!

Shinji-Man, Shinji-Man
Cries in corners, Shinji-Man

Love and warmth, he's ignored
Getting shit on is his reward

To hiiim, life is a great big fuck-up
Wherever there's a muck-up

You'll find the Shinji-Man!