This is a little crack piece. Dean and Cas singing 'guy love' from Scrubs. CAUSE THEY HAVE SUCH A LOVELY GUY LOVE! Whether you ship them or just love their friendship.
Cas walked into the kitchen of the bunker, Sam and Dean in there.
"Dean, can we talk?" Cas asked, seeing the oldest hunter drinking a beer. Dean rolled his eyes. He knew what Cas wanted to talk about.
"Not now Cas. Not with Sam in here." He said, pointing to Sam, the younger Winchester grinning. The talk of the hunting community lately had been the love of Cas and Dean, or Destiel as some preferred. Dean and Cas both denied there was a romantic aspect with them, and that they were just really close. But everybody knew they were lying.
Cas sighed. "Dean, if not now, when? We need to talk about it."
"Cas..."
Suddenly, a faint music started playing, Sam looking around confused, trying to figure out what that was. Castiel and Dean seemed not to notice.
And suddenly, Cas started to sing.
( So bold is Cas, underline is Dean. Bold underline is both of them)
"Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call Deanie-Bear, the crowd will always talk and stare." Cas pointed to Sam, indicating he was part of the crowd.
Sam was wide eye. Why the hell was Cas singing?
But what made the tall gentleman freak out more was when Dean started singing too.
"I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside. Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain. And sometimes it's easier to hide, than explain our-"
"Guy love,
That's all it is
Guy love
He's mine I'm his.
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes"
Their words kind of contradicted their actions though, because they were looking longingly into each other's eyes.
"You ask me bout this thing we share"
Dean had his hand on Cas's shoulder by now
"And he tenderly replies!"
"It's guy love"
"Between two guys"
Both Cas and Dean turned towards Sam at this point, who just looked so confused, shocked, a little happy, but a lot mortified.
"We're closer than the average man and wife"
"That's why are matching bracelets say Cas and Dean."
Wait, they have matching bracelets? Well they both pulled up their sleeves to reveal that yes, they do have bracelets with each other's names. Dean and Cas turned back to each other.
"You know I'll stick by you the rest of my life"
"You're the only man's insides I've seeeeeeeeen."
Dean turned towards Sam, wide eye.
"He means because when he saved me from hell."
Cas put his hand on Dean's cheek, bringing the human's attention back to him.
"There's no need to clarify"
"Oh no?"
"Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend." "Let's go "It's guy love
"But in a totally manly way!"
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart into the sky"
Between two guys"
"Wha...what happened?"
"This has Gabriel written all over it."
"DAMN IT!"
Author Note: Like I said, just a little crack piece. Nothing to spectacular. Hope it wasn't too bad.
