Title: Scaring the Avengers
Rating: T
Pairing: Pepperony
Spoilers: The Avengers, Ironman
Summary: Pepperony scare the Avengers
This comes from a text that I misread. It goes like this:
Ashley: Pepperony scene in the Avengers.
Ashley: Thank you RDJ for insisting GP have a part
Me: They do?
Ashely: Hmmm?
Me: Nevermind. I thought you said Pepperony scare the Avengers.
On with the show!
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Bruce Banner exited the elevator in Stark Tower reading the printout in his hand. He looked up to locate Tony and was surprised, startled, scared, by the scene in front of him while at the same time he should have expected it. He turned around, got back in the elevator and went down two floors.
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Natasha and Steve looked up when Bruce exited the elevator. Steve was currently learning about Friends. He sat down on the chair adjacent to the couch they were occupying with a sigh. Clint joined them with some freshly popped popcorn.
"Again?" Natasha asked, fully aware of what was bothering Bruce.
He nodded. "Again."
"Maybe we should talk to them," Steve suggested, turning off the TV.
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Tony and Pepper sat down across from their four friends. Bruce, Clint, Natasha, and Steve seemed oddly serious for something not involving a mission. Tony was certain it was not a mission because Thor wasn't there. Or Fury.
"So we wanted to talk about…uh," Bruce started, uncomfortable and not sure how to bring up the issue.
"There's an issue we're having…" Clint continued.
Steve tried to help him. "You see, we are…um."
"You need to stop having sex everywhere," Natasha told them bluntly. "It scares the guys and none of us need to see that."
Pepper covered her mouth with her hand, embarrassed that they had been found enough that the others had to stage an intervention.
"We scare you?" Tony asked, amused.
Steve nodded, "Yes."
Tony turned to his girlfriend, "We scare them. We scare the Avengers."
