This story is a song parody of Thomas the Tank Engine. It was written by Doctor Napalm and myself. Please enjoy.

Sherlock and His Friends

They're two they're four

They're six they're eight

Chasing crooks and tempting fate

Where and when and how and who

Always chasing down a clue.

All with different roles to play

Round London streets or far away,

Down the alley, round the bends

It's Sherlock and his friends

Sherlock he's the cheeky one

Mycroft's vain but lots of fun

Mrs. Hudson's tea is fine

Lestrade is always out of time

Molly really knows her stuff

John hoots and huffs and puffs

Anderson wants to help and share

Toby, well let's say, he's there.

They're two they're four

They're six they're eight

Chasing crooks and tempting fate

Where and when and how and who

Always chasing down a clue.

All with different roles to play

Down Baker street or far away,

Down the alley, round the bends

It's Sherlock and his friends