OMG I'M GONNA LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH XD LOLZ BASICALLY EVERYONE IS OOC AND STUFF WILL HAPPEN…..what kinds of stuff….idk XD LOLZ I got into this idea for a crack version after I did a meme my friend found and she tagged me to do, after I did them the crack plot that followed was too fun to pass up XD but to get the gist of the OOCness this is the meme's mentioned that I did XD LOLZ
(note: I don't hate Estelle, I just prefer her with Rita and not Flynn or Yuri due to her indecisiveness. I have played the game LOADS of times on XBOX and even the PS3 version, and trust me at first I was like "Aww so cute, she has like a crush on this Flynn guy -^-^-" later as the game progressed on, ":S huh? She's got a crush on Yuri now? What happened to Flynn this and Flynn that? She like dropped him like a Hot Potato"...game goes on "*raging with my friend who loves Flynn while I love Yuri* Ok...she's like gonna be a two timing b*tch! I like that she's so dang cute and polite but my gosh DX pick one honey!" game goes on, hears her tell the story of Brave Vesperia, "Ok, she's officially a sister character to Yuri with a bit of a crush on Flynn -.-''' *insert my friend raging on how she ain't having Flynn cause she's wishy washy* ok no crush on Flynn, I'mma throw her with Rita, that might be a good ship :3" story goes on, "OMG Ristelle is awesome :3" before last battle scene with Yuri, "...Honey you lucky I ain't there, I'd slap you silly. Dat Rita and Judith though...Love triangle gonna happen here between Judy/Rita/Estelle XD.")
MEME #1
Random meme time~
Rules:
1. Go to this website ( w w w).random (dot org)/ lists/
2. Pick 15 characters from any fandom or whatever you're into.
3. Tag people.
4. Have fun!
1) Mom/Dad: Mikleo.
Liana: Kinda messed up in a way, but I can see him being a mother hen :T
Mikleo: Oi! At least refer to me as the father! And why do I have to be your father anyway?!
Liana: Ah you're fun to mess with, I see why Edna does it alot XD
2) Your sibling: Ludger Will Kresnik
Liana: o.o
Ludger: o.o
Sorey: Neh Mikleo, why aren't they talking? And what's that clock thing rotating around em?
Mikleo: They cannot speak until the player selects an absolute choice.
Sorey: o.o ok...
3) Your Grandma/Grandpa: Oga Tatsumi.
Oga: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT! I HAVE ENOUGH WITH BABY BEEL! I DON'T NEED ANYMORE DUMB SH*TS ON ME!
Beel: DAH!
Mikleo: -x- no matter how you look at it, he's not my father…..
Liana: WHO YOU CALLIN A DUMB SHIT YOU BI*** A** P**** OGA! *proceeds to mini fight with Oga*
4) Haunts you: Eizen (TOB).
Liana: Eizen T^T I love you so much, I hope Sorey saves you in the season 2 anime T-T now stop floating over my computer and let me sleep.
Eizen: ...not happening...
5) Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Luke Fon Fabre.
Luke (Long hair): HUH?! WHO"D WANNA DATE THIS UGLY PEASANT?!
Kairi: *deflates in corner*
Liana: O.e*** WHO'D WANNA DATE YOUR SORRY A** YOU D***?!
Luke (LH): WHAT YOU SAY YOU COW?!
Liana: COW?!
Luke (LH): YEAH! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SAGGIN' TITS YOU COW!
Liana: O.e******* *swings sword and accidentally cuts his hair* Oh SH*T!
Luke (short hair): Huh? What's happening? Why do you have a sword out :S?
Liana: Cause you called me a cow with saggin tits o.e****
Luke (SH): Ah sorry. I apologize, your very beautiful and your breast are great *smiles* huh why is Kairi sad?
Liana: You landed a harsh insult….
Luke (SH): I'm so sorry Kairi! *proceeds to try apologizing to Kairi*
Liana:...give him back the long hair so I can kill him, I can't when he's being so dang polite /****
6) Your ex: Zaveid.
Kairi: O.O Was I drunk? (don't get me wrong Zaveid si awesome, just not as a boyfriend or even potential boyfriend)
Zaveid: Yep, but the best 7 minutes of my life ;D
Kairi: ...*pokes endlessly/mercilessly with Edna's umbrella*
Zaveid: ow! Hey! C'mon stop that! We didn't-! OW! Stop! Ow ow! *running as Kairi chases him poking him*
7) Your best friend: Raven.
Liana: :D HECK YAH! YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS RAVEN XD
Raven: I am? I mean yeah I am :):)
8) Proposed to you: Flynn Scifo.
Kairi: O.O eh?
Flynn: *bursts through doors with flowers in hand and a well-tailored suit* I've come to ask once more *kneels* would you please do me the greatest honor of being my wife? *puppy eye attack*
Kairi: *blushes like mad* GAH Flynn I love you, but sorry no (your too traditional and formal much) / I already told you my heart is set on…someone else, now please go ask Caryn!
Flynn: :
9) Your boss: Zelos Wilder.
Kairi: Is...is this the real life...is this just fantasy...caught in a landslide...
Zelos: Hahaha get back to reality and work, I can't pay you for not doing your job honey~ Now I'd like my tea please, and bring it up to my office with a 1000$ smile ;D~
Kairi: ...Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...*seriously broken*
10) The random person you met at the bar: Lloyd Irving.
Liana: :D:D CHUG THAT CHOCOLATE MILK LLOYD! CHUG IT!
Lloyd: YEAH! I'LL DO IT UPSIDE DOWN TOO :D:D THEN I'LL CARVE A WOODEN BEAR OUT OF MY CHAIR!
Liana: WAI!~~~~~~ :D:D
11) Your rival: Milla Maxwell.
Liana:...
Milla: May I ask why you are staring so intensely at my chest?
Liana: Damn you and your Bazongas Maxwell XP I shall have a more perfect body MAXWELL YOU SHALL SEE! *runs away*
Milla: Hmmm...odd human behavior for an odd human :)
12) Gave you your first kiss: Jade Curtis.
Liana: *steaming in a corner*
Jade: Oya~ Did you like it that much? *pushes up glasses* would you prefer another one? *glary glass smile*
Liana: O/O N-N-N-NO MORE! (My heart wont take it X/X)
13) Drunk and singing karaoke with: Sorey!
Liana: X3 I CAN'T SING BUT WHO CARES IT'S SOREY! *grabs mic and slumps on Sorey and puts mic between us so we can sing...or attempt to sing the words on the screen to whatever song it is that's playing, idk we're too drunk to even hear words properly XD*
14) Played 7 minutes of heaven with: Jude Mathis.
Jude:.../
Liana:.../ I promise I won't tell Milla. *crosses fingers behind back* (hehehe don't forget she's the rival XD)
Jude: Thanks *smile damage 1000x*
Liana:...(damn you Jude, foiling my plans with your dang smile attack XP)
15) Gave you your favorite dessert: Yuri Lowell.
Kairi: ...
Yuri: Huh? Aren't you going to eat it? I worked hard to make it you know. And it's your favorite. *sees her ears are red**smirks* I put alot of love into it, so you better eat every last crumb.
Kairi:...*faints with a red steaming face* (damn you and your sexiness Yuri Lowell, erowell / )
TAG: Don't got people I can think of to tag, nor do I like it, just try at your own risk XD
Meme #2
Random meme time~
Rules:
1. Go to this website ( w w w).random (dot org)/ lists/
2. Pick characters from any fandom or whatever you're into.
3. Tag people.
4. Have fun!
1) The husband/groom: Duke Pantarei
Kairi: o.o uhhhhhh why am I here?
Duke: Is it not obvious? This is a formal ceremony to join 2 people in holy matrimony. Also, the animals seem to like you alot so I shall unify with you.
Kairi: ;w; Yuri~ Save me...
2) The guy who crashed your wedding: Raven
Raven: Hold it right there! Such a young cute girl shouldn't marry an old guy like him *points at groom* when she can have Raven the Great all for herself :D:D
Kairi:...thank you old man for trying to save me ^^''
Raven: *anime fall over**deflates* Old man...Old Raven isn't that old...
3) The one who started a fire: Zaveid
Zaveid: HELL YEAH!
Kairi: *hugs Zaveid* OMG THANK YOU X3
Zaveid: Hey sweetie ;D don't get clingy~
Kairi: :P:P In your dreams Zaveid, in your dreams XD
4) The cute one: Jade Curtis
Jade: The cute one am I? *picks up glasses that glint in the light*
Liana: *falls onto hands and knees**head on floor in perfect grovel technique* GOMEN NASAI!~~~~ DX
5) The badass: Sorey
Liana: Well he has proven he can get angry in the anime so yep :3
6) The secret lover: Luke Fon Fabre
Kairi: *squeaks* WHY ME?!
Luke (Short hair): But I'm your boyfriend since the last meme isn't it obvious I would be your secret lover too?
Kairi:...why do you love me I don't know T_T
7) The Jealous/Yandere One: Estelle
Kairi:…ummmmm anything the matter?
Estelle:…..*stares at Kairi**smiles sickeningly innocent* Find Happiness with Duke Forever Please ^_^ I'll gladly look after Yuri and Flynn in your place.
Kairi: *getting pissed off**smiles innocently as well* Oh why don't worry about it, this wedding isn't real and neither is any illusion of you being with Yuri.
Caryn: *glares* Or with Flynn either you little pink skank.
Estelle: *glaring contest with all 3*
Liana: Wow, *eating popcorn* this is better than anything on TV so far :D!
(Oh come on that was too perfect considering another anime role her Seiyuu is in! IS THIS GENERATOR PSYCHIC?! XD LOLZ)
8) The one who ate the cake: Yuri Lowell
Yuri: That was pretty good though not as sweet as I would have liked, congrats.
Kairi: Yuri ;w;...stop stuffing your face and save me ToT
9) The marriage officiant: Van Grants
Liana: I somehow found that fitting o.o;;;
10) The piano player: Alexei Dinoa
Alexei:...why am I playing this stupid contraption? I should be implementing my plot to kidnap you and marry you myself in Baction shrine.
Kairi: O.O thank you for that ahead of time...*hides under a table*
11) The drunk one: Flynn Scifo
Flynn: *hic**sniffle* B-But...I proposed to you first *hic* I'm suppose to murry you *sniffle* I even proposed twice! *hic**slumps on shoulder* Kairi just pleaze mayorry me~
Kairi: Uhmmmmm...gomen Flynn, I still love someone else despite his obliviousness to my feelings ^^''''
Flynn: Kairi~~~~ *hic* ToT But I loved you first *hic*
Kairi: Seriously Caryn-san is already glaring so please stop, you're drunk ^^''' *is being very hard glared at by Caryn right now*
Disclaimer please.
Kairi: *sigh* Liana doesn't own any Tales series or their characters, Caryn, or Justin, she only owns writing this fic, herself, and me sadly….good enough?
I guess XD Now lets get this gig rolling lolz
