Now before you read this song, I need to say a few things:-
1) If you are the kind of person who doesn't like reading dirty, suggestive things then I strongly advise you NOT to read this
2) I know the Looney Tunes seems a very bizzare category to put this in, however the minute I saw that scene in Space Jam where Bugs meets Lola I was inspired to write this
3) It's not my best work, it's pretty short, but please no flames :-)
4) Sometimes when you read a song, you can't pick up the tune, soz if that happens to you when you read this
5) I spose you could call this a parody, it is kinda taking the piss out of rnb singers and how their songs seem to be a lot about having sex with beautiful women
Anyway I'll shut up now...
Did you ever wander?
(Chorus – Rnb Singing)
Did you ever wander? (woo)
That you could be the apple of my eye,
And you could be the very reason why,
I'm standing here today full of life,
That's right baby,
(Verse 1 - Rap)
Now this may seem weird and this may seem crazy
But I have this strange thing about this one lady,
She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes
She makes you get a tickle in between the thighs,
Now don't get me wrong coz I have a good life
But if only I could have her in my hole tonight,
Coz then I'll make my moves, whilst I'm in the groove
And I'll be over the moon, you know how I do,
When we make sweet love, I'll be on the top
Jumping up and down doing my bunny hop,
Coz to fuck a chick like this, I truly can't miss
It will be orgasms all the way, it's like total bliss,
But wait a minute...let's get back to reality
She's spoken for, but that don't stop my fantasy,
Coz when she's single, I'll be at her door
Then I'll love her so good, she'll be screaming for more,
(Chorus – Rnb Singing)
Did you ever wander? (woo)
That you could be the apple of my eye,
And you could be the very reason why,
I'm standing here today full of life,
That's right baby,
(Verse 2 – Rnb Singing)
When you're mine,
I'll love you right
You're so fine,
Let's fuck tonight...
Just me and you in my rabbit hole
We'll be heated up like some burning coal,
Let me use my carrot to make you melt
And I'll be touching places I've never felt,
(Chorus – Rnb Singing)
Did you ever wander? (woo)
That you could be the apple of my eye,
And you could be the very reason why,
I'm standing here today full of life,
That's right baby,
