Mount Justice
August 10, 16:32 EDT
Read. Learn. Do.
-Batman
The six teens stared intently at the leather-bound book on the floor in front of the zeta tubes.
"Is he serious?"
Artemis rolled her eyes and pointed to the yellow post-it.
He's theBatman, Baywatch. 'Serious' is his middle name."
"Dick, did you-"
The youngest of the six shook his head with crossed arms. "No way."
"M'gann?"
"I think it'll be a lot of fun! It's a chance for us to be normal, guys!" the female martian squealed in delight, jumping happily next to the blonde archer who only cringed at the idea. Normal was way overrated these days. Couldn't people just go do something extreme for the fun of it?
"Conner?"
The speedster received a Kryptonian grunt.
Wally sighed, "Ok, this isn't helping." then turned to the Atlantean on his right. "Kal?"
"If it is what the Batman wishes, then we must follow his orders."
The young speedster let out another sigh before bending over to pick up the overly-large maroon book in his hands.
"Well, if the leader says go for it..."
The others waited in anticipation as the redhead carefully flipped open the sacred book of societal norms that they either weren't familiar with or were familiar with but chose to ignore.
Thirteen-year-old Boy Wonder frowned in blatant dislike at the piece of idiocy now being manhandled by his best
friend.
"I am so not feeling the aster."
INTRODUCTION
We the makers of 'How to Be Normal Teenagers' are happy and grateful that you chose us for your normality issues. Since we know that your attention span is compromised if what we say is boring, we'll skip to the first step.
Thank You.
P.S. On the very off chance that you or your friends are injured, sent to jail, or crying we do not assume any responsibility whatsoever. Good day.
GroundRules
1. No standing out.
2. No mysterious pasts or backgrounds.
3. No masquerading public places like
you're Batman.
NOTE: If you do any of these, you are not, by
societal standards, normal and therefore
you must completely follow our advice in
order to survive in society.
-1-
Hello everyone! I'm quite new here and I hope I don't
mess up with any bad grammar on my first work...
Um. Well, this idea just came to me and I hope you enjoy it. ^-^
Thank you for reading and if you would like to review it, go ahead.
And if you don't, well, that's ok too xD
It's short but the real chapter should be up soon.
Over and Out.
