AN: Hey peeps, this story is adopted from The Silvermoon Wolf, because she can't find time to finish this one, and I'm one of her writing besties, so...she's given this to me. We both agreed that the YJ Guideline fic here seemed really rushed and we didn't like it much, so she just did a second version of it. Anyway. The story.
First two chapters, not mine.
Pairings: Supermartian and Spitfire. No Zatanna or Rocket. Sorry, guys.
And this is going to be narrated by her OC Samantha Hayes. Just because.
Disclaimer: First two chapters and the OC belongs to Silvermoon Wolf. YJ doesn't belong to me.
Rule 1#
Don't push Wally and Artemis into a closet and lock it
(Robin and me)
(It will not be pretty)
(At all)
(The closet was shaking because they tried not to touch each other with any part of their body)
(Surprisingly, Kaldur didn't do anything)
oOoOoOo
Rule 2#
Don't push Batman and Catwoman into a closet and lock it
(Robin)
(I'm smart enough not to mess with the bat)
(Robin is clearly an idiot)
(And no, Robin, breeding bat-kittens is not an acceptable excuse)
(I'm just going to go hide now)
oOoOoOo
Rule 3#
Don't push Superman and Batman into a closet
(Robin, again)
(His stupidity has reached a new level)
(There isn't even enough space in there)
(He got halfway before Superman broke the closet)
(Poor closet)
oOoOoOo
Rule 4#
Don't tape "KICK ME" on to anyone's back
(Kid Flash on Green Arrow)
(He walked around with it the whole day)
(I swear I saw Batman smile)
oOoOoOo
Rule 5#
Don't tape "Superman's Ass-Kicker" on to Batman's back
(Robin and surprisingly, Connor)
(From now on, all bat-related crimes automatically have to involve Robin)
(Superman was not amused... At all)
(Batman was though)
oOoOoOo
Rule 5#
All males, please do not walk around in just a towel
(All the girls just stare)
(Kaldur and Conner look...well...fit)
(Wally looks okay, though I did see Artemis staring...)
(Robin doesn't have anything)
(Thank god)
(Hotness overload)
oOoOoOo
Rule 6#
All males, please do not walk around naked
(Self explanatory)
oOoOoOo
Rule 7#
Don't put mentos in anyone's coke
(Kid Flash)
(Kaldur screamed and Connor thought there was an attack)
(The look on their faces...)
oOoOoOo
Rule 8#
Don't give Robin caffeine. Ever.
(Me, experimenting)
(Most hilarious thing in human history)
(Imagine chipmunk voice and super speed)
(Batman had a fit when he found out)
(I hid in South America)
(The team still have nightmares)
oOoOoOo
Rule 9#
Don't superglue all of Artemis' arrows together
(Kid Flash)
(He's hiding in my bedroom)
(She's coming)
(Run...for your lives...)
oOoOoOo
Rule 10#
Don't tie Wolf's feet together
(Kid Flash, again)
(He got creamed by Superboy)
(Hopping wolf became an internet sensation)
(Wolf seemed to like it though)
AN: If you guys really liked this you can still review! I'll just pass them on to Silvermoon Wolf.
