I know, it's short, but I'll try to make the next chapter longer. Pwease read and review. I love the Organization they is the awesome!
Chapter 1
Turning Shampoo, Into Glue
Being bored was very common in The Castle That Never Was, especially for three of the inhabitants. The three, Axel, Roxas, and Demyx, with Demyx being bored all the time unless he was "fun". The problem was every time he did something that was fun, it always ended up annoying every other Organization member and/or causing a chain reaction of chaotic events. Take the big fun service project from last week, surprising Marluxia by weeding and watering his garden in the courtyard. Well, let's just leave it at flowers don't live when one floods a field for water and, if helping Marluxia, make sure you aren't picking anything besides a week. Demyx was lucky to still have his head, and the rest of his body after that, for the record Marluxia's scythe was quite sharp.
Demyx poked his head out the door to make sure Marluxia wasn't anywhere near, which would be rare seeing as he never came out of his room.
"Marluxia isn't here Demyx, get out here and come with Roxas and I," Axel said making Demyx fall backwards. "You are so uncoordinated." Axel laughed at Demyx as he got up.
"What are you two up to anyways?" Demyx asked Axel following him to Roxas's room and tiptoeing across the stretch of hall where Marluxia's room was. Axel stomped on the ground. Loud at that. Demyx ran down the rest of the hall and left Axel behind laughing his ass off in the middle of the hallway.
"Demyx, if you're out there, so help your ass!" Marluxia yelled brandishing his scythe out the door and saw Axel. "What's so funny!" he demanded but Axel shook his head laughing and walked into Roxas's room.
"Hey Axel," Roxas shouted from his bed. Roxas's room was pretty much that of an average teenager. There was a television with a VCR/DVD built into it and also had his new video game system. A variety of CD's were also placed upon shelves and a bed was in line with the TV.
"Ready for the plan?" Axel asked Roxas and then Demyx jumped up.
"What plan?" Demyx asked. Well, he couldn't be mad, at least he was allowed to join in now.
"Shut up for a second and I'll tell you! Okay, you know how Lexaeus has that nasty smelling conditioner that he uses? Well, we are going to steal it, replace it with glue, and then put it back. The good thing is he can't hurt us because his hands will be stuck to his head! Sure, it's a classic, but I think it is perfect for the big oaf," Roxas said with a sense of accomplishment. Lexaeus was indeed an oaf.
Demyx looked at him funny, but it was simple enough, and Lexaeus was the biggest idiot in the group. Heck, why not give it a shot. It should be easy enough, right?
Axel pulled a bottle of glue out of his black cloak and tossed it up in the air and caught it. After Roxas snatched it, they were on their way. Hopefully, Lexaeus didn't have his tomahawk with him at all times.
Roxas switched the two around and just before he got out, Lexaeus walking in, in a bathrobe. Roxas felt his eye twitch and wished he had a rusty spork. (Splee! Eye gauging!)
"What is you doing in my…bathroom. That's it." Lexaeus's smarts were limited, too much muscle I'd guess.
"Err…uh. I was…getting some uh…water! Yeah, that's it, seeing as your bathroom was…close to the hall were I was watching and…um…I decided to get some?" Roxas said grabbing a cup and getting some water out of the sink praying his lie would work.
"Okay…Lexaeus needs shower." Roxas got out of there, not wanting to have to summon his two keyblades to gauge his eyes out from seeing Lexaeus naked. The horror! A robe was bad enough. "Bye then."
Axel high-fived him on the way out and the all hurriedly went back to Roxas's room snickering. Waiting, they played his PS2, Final Fantasy (I had to put it in ). What was taking Lexaeus so long to use their special shampoo? It had been and hour and a half and they decided to get something from the fridge. At the fridge, they saw Lexaeus, without his hands glued to his head! They even heard him take the shower!
"Lexaeus! You goddamned bastard! What the hell were you thinking, that this would be funny?" a familiar voice shouted down the hall and Lexaeus summoned his weapon. The voice belonged to half naked Marluxia, apparently who used the conditioner, go figure. "I have you hang on to my hair care products so the idiot Demyx doesn't tamper with them, and what do you do? You do it yourself!"
"Lexaeus no do anything with you nice smelly hair soap," Lexaeus said stomping his foot. Marluxia tried to get his scythe, but his poor hands were glued and he ripped out some of his hair and then started to freak out and scream and threw a tantrum. So, hegrabbed his scythe andattacked Lexaeus for making his rip his own hair out.
Meanwhile, our friends Roxas, Axel, and Demyx were cringing and twitching from seeing the half naked Marluxia. He may have liked them naked, but they sure as hell didn't like him like that. They ran away as fast as they feeling sick, but laughing their asses off all the way down the hall back to Roxas's room. (Spork)
Wasn't that great. XD I wish, well, if you like it, I'll write more. Byez. Sorry it was so short, I'll make the next one longer if I can!
