'Does Sasuke know why he's constantly stalked by fan girls?' That was the question on Naruto's mind all day.
He had tried asking Ino, but that didn't work. Apparently, chicks don't like to be called fan girls. Or stalkers. So then he asked Sakura.
"Are you kidding? He's rich, he's powerful, he's strong, and he's hot." Sakura answered.
"Hell, if our society didn't look down upon gays and pedophiles," Kakashi said as he poofed into the conversation, "I'd date him."
"So, people find him attractive?" The blonde asked.
"Yeah!"
"But, Sakura-chan, I'm good looking. Why don't people like me?"
"You're not Sasuke-kun."
"Humph." The small boy pouted and stormed off. It was time to talk to Sasuke.
He found the boy eating a tomato at team sevens officially-unofficial meeting area, the small bridge next to the woods.
"Sasuke!" The blonde boy shouted when he saw his teammate.
"What, Dobe?"
"Why are you so hot?"
"What do you mean 'hot', Usuratonkachi? It's 40 degrees in the sun, today."
"I mean, why are you so good looking? You know, attractive."
If Uchihas blushed, Sasuke would be beet red. Did his, yes his, dobe find him attractive?
"You think I'm attractive?" He smirked.
"I don't think." Naruto started.
"Clearly." Sasuke whispered, but Naruto didn't hear him.
"I know." The blonde finished.
"Well, I didn't know that I was 'hot'."
"Do you not own a mirror?" The blonde asked sarcastically, unprepared for the other's answer.
"No." Sasuke answered plainly.
"You don't?!"
"Nope."
"So you have no idea what you look like?"
"No."
The kitsune carrier thought about this for a moment, and then he grabbed the raven-haired teen's hand.
"Come with me."
They walked through town and then to Sakura's house. They knocked on her front door and were greeted by their pinkette friend.
"Naruto, Sasuke-kun! What do you want?"
"Sakura, do you have a full-body mirror? Sasuke just told me that he's never seen his reflection."
"You've never seen your reflection?" Sasuke shook his head and Sakura grabbed his free hand. "You poor boy, come on. I have a mirror up stairs."
The mirror was on the back of Sakura's bedroom door. They walked into said room and closed the door. Absolutely no one was expecting the next event. I'm sure that even if a hidden camera recorded Sasuke's next actions, people still wouldn't believe it. As soon as Sasuke turned to face the mirror, his eyes turned red. As his sharinghan flashed, he growled at his reflection.
"Itachi! What are you doing here?" When the mirror person didn't respond, he spoke again. "Are you here for Naruto again? Well, you can't have him!" Sasuke then ran forward and smashed the mirror. He looked down at the shattered pieces, he gasped.
"Genjutsu!" Sasuke tried to break free of the 'illusion' that his 'bother' put on him. He smashed into walls, threw kunai in every direction, and he even fired off a couple of chidori and fire balls at random furniture. "Where are you, brother?!"
Sakura and Naruto were too shocked at there 'strong, smart, and powerful' teammate's behavior to speak. They would have explained to him that Itachi wasn't there. That he was fighting himself. That if he didn't stop, he would destroy Sakura's house. But they didn't.
THE END
I hope you liked it. My computer time has been limited to an hour a day. That means checking email and doing homework. Luckily, today is President's day. I have no homework! So I wrote this as away of apologizing for my lack of updates. I thought of it while watching Naruto Abridged on You Tube, and after seeing that episode again where Sasuke jumps into the lake because his reflection looks like Itachi's.
