A.N: Get ready to respect the power of the funk!...wait, wrong website…heh, oops. I feel dumb! Yay for feeling stupid! It's a fun feeling, like hugging Rock Lee! Yay for fan girls!

Copyright crap: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and Ape Escape belongs to whoever the hell thought catching no tailed monkeys was fun…and it is!


Tsunade was shaking in her desk, Lee and Sakura busted through the door.

"Tsunade! Everyone in Konaha is just watching their TVs like mindless couch potatoes!" Sakura cried.

"Even Gai sensei, Tenten, Neji! Even them and they only watch TV once a year!" Lee exclaimed with tears in his eyes.

"I-I know. I got a call from the assistant of an old friend, same thing is happening to her."

"There are monkeys doing stupid things on every channel! I watched for 30 seconds then ran out the door screaming!" Sakura huffed. She hates monkeys.

"Yes, the monkeys somehow acquired monkey helmets again." Sakura and Lee glanced at each other.

"What!?"

"They're a device to make monkeys smarter."

"Why in all the world would someone create a device to make monkeys smarter?! They're stupid for a reason!" Sakura shouted then turned, Lee just rocked back and forth on his heels.

"Must be to get along better with something that has 99 of our DNA?"

"Hit the proverbial nail on the head Lee. Apparently, they're making TV shows so stupid that anyone who watches them becomes mindless couch potatoes." Lee and Sakura gasped. Monkeys making TV shows!? What next? Monkeys that cook people!?...Let's hope that doesn't come true. "She's sending me a net, they'll transport monkeys back here so I can deactivate the helmet." She stood up and pushed a button on the wall, it opened up and Lee and Sakura gasped to the big laboratory they saw. She went over to a screen with a cylinder shaped thing next to it. It started to glow, and not only did the net appear, but also…a monkey in yellow pants and a helmet.

"AHH!" The monkey started jumping around the lab and Tsunade got pissed.

"One of you, GRAB THIS NET AND CATCH THE MONKEY!" She threw the next towards the kids.

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Monkey and Catch stood face to face. The catch leaped and the monkey spun out of reach, then tried scratching them, they jumped back then swung to the side…catching it.

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"I DID IT! I DID IT! WAHOO! I DID IT!" Lee shouted and jumped up and down. Tsunade and Sakura just shook their heads. Sakura missed the next and Lee caught it before it hit the ground.

"Yes, Yes, You caught the monkey. I'm actually quite impressed. You can be the monkey catcher, Sakura, I need your help here." Tsunade moved closer to Sakura's ear. "I wouldn't trust him around any of this scientific equipment anyways." Sakura nodded. Inside she wanted to catch the monkeys. Lee put a hand on her shoulder.

"Sorry Sakura." He tried soothing, she punched him.

"Don't touch me!"

"I know it is only a love tap! LOVE ME SAKURA!" Tsunade sighed, saving the free world with these two will not be easy.

First chapter is officially done! Yes! How do you feel about Lee being the monkey catcher? Good? Bad? NETURAL!? Why don't you say what you think in a review?