Meep.
Okie dokie. Lets straighten a few things out:

1) Flames are good. They tell me what is wrong with my story, from other people's points of views.

2) Unneccesary and pointless flames (i.e. YOU SUCK!) are scary. o.o

3) This story is NOT based like the show, Rurouni Kenshin. Meiji Japan, no. Modern times parody, yes.

As 'worthless soul' queried, yes, this is a random-parody-story-that's-not-in-normal-time. And it just has all the random stuff.

4) My alarm clock has a sleep button. o.o;

5) This story is written sort of around my town. Its not my house, but just work with me here, people. x.x I've never seen the show, and thus I suffer. My friends tell me all about it. I see pictures. I read tons of stuff.
But I don't know how to pronounce anything, and I don't really know how the characters act. *....Whimper.*
Yes I know that I suck. ;_;

6) I knew his alias was Zanza! I have no idea what possessed me to type it as 'Zanzo' Oo; That does sounds like a freaky carnival magician.

7) I try to catch my typos, but sometimes I just don't see them. If you spot any, point it out in your review, and I'll change it as soon as I read about it. ^^

8) In further chapters, stores like Wal-Mart, Wendy's, and others are going to be popping up. If that doesn't tell you this is not in Meiji Japan...... n.n;;

9) I'll most likely think of something else that I want to point out... as soon as I upload this. That's how I am. X.x;;;

I should have pointed this out before, but I figured no one would care that much, and they'd just assume it. ._.

Sorry for the confusion,
- Tealie

Please reaccept Chicken Head's Bad Day.
Don't toast it permanently, on my account! e.x