AN: This is how I think the Buu saga should've went, there'll be a lotta people who don't agree with me but NO FLAMES!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
It was the finals of the children's tournament, and the parents of the children had gone to get something to eat.

They just love their kids too much.

Unfortunately they interrupted by some guy standing between them and lunch.

"Excuse me, but I'm going to have to get your names." he said.

"Why?" was the response.

"Because I have a lot of time on my hands, that's why!"

"Well, I'm Goku."

"Number 18."

"I'm Vegeta, prince of the Saiyans. And you aren't, so neh!"

"The name is Krillin."

"Majunior." Piccolo said flatly as Vegeta fell over laughing.

"MAJUNIOR!?! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" Krillin yelled through fits of giggles.

"I'm trying to protect my identity." Picollo stated unenthusiastically.

"What identity? You live on a floating rock thousands and thousands of miles above the Earth." Goku pointed out.

"Thousands and thousands." Vegeta repeated dumbly.

MEANWHILE.... SOMEWHERE ELSE

"AH-HAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE CHAMP YEAH!" Hercule yelled, prancing around the ring gaily.

"What a douche." Trunks muttered.

"KILL 'IM, TRUNKS!" Goten cheered.

"Okay." Trunks shrugged.

"Listen kid, we're gonna have a fake match in which I win, got it?" Hercule whispered to Trunks.

"No." Trunks answered flatly.

"Okay, FIGHT!" the dude with the microphone yelled.

"BURNING ATTACK!" Trunks yelled, blasting Hercule into the 'Next Dimension'.

"." The crowd was stunned.

"It's just. a trick!" Videl yelled.

"Shut up, Videl. No one likes you." Gohan said, walking away.

"Well, Trunks is the winner! Unfortunately he killed his opponent and is now disqualified making Goten the winner!" The announcer yelled.

"Yay." whooped Goten

"What a rip." Trunks muttered feeling himself being shunned into a corner.

BACK AT THE RESTAURANT

Goku and Vegeta were shoveling food into their mouths like there was no tomorrow which, for Goku, there wasn't.When Gohan and Videl walked in.

"Hey guys, Hercule's dead." Gohan said as he sat down.

"What a surprise." #18 said, rolling her eyes.

"We'd better get going before the tournament starts." Krillin said.

On the way to the ring they ran into two strangers.

They were known as Shin and Kibito.

But we don't know that yet.

"Hello Goku. I am looking forward to fighting you in the tournament. I'm your number one fan. May I shake your hand?" Shin asked, grabbing Goku's hand and shaking it vigorously.

". Uhhhhhhh, who are you?" Goku asked, clueless.

Unfortunately the two strangers had already disappeared.

NOW WE'LL SKIP TO SOMEWHERE IN THE TOURNAMENT

Piccolo and Shin were staring each other down in the ring. Then Piccolo had this strange hallucination.

It was about bunny rabbits and cotton candy.

So Piccolo decided not to fight..

"Wait, I give u-" Piccolo started but was cut off as his face slammed into Shin's foot, sending him flying across the ring.

"DIE!" Shin screamed as he flew after him.

Shin continued to pummel Piccolo for the next ten minutes and won the match.

Piccolo was rushed to intensive care.

NOW WE'LL SKIP AGAIN..

Most of the Z warriors (Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo and Krillen) were following Shin as he sped after the two people who had stabbed Gohan with something that had an uncanny resemblance of a teapot when he stopped.

Shin stared at Piccolo for a moment "What are you doing?" he demanded.

"Well, I-" Piccolo started.

"No! You don't get to come! Go home!" the small kai shouted, pointing in the direction of the tournament.

"But-" Piccolo argued.

"No!"

"But-"

"NO!"

"But, you said you needed help and we could come if we wanted." Piccolo whined.

"Yeah, but you don't get to come! You don't get a choice!" Shin yelled.

"Why not?" sulked Piccolo.

"Because I don't like you." Kaioshin said bluntly as everyone but Piccolo sweatdropped.

Just then, Kibito and Gohan flew over.

"Shin, have you been picking on Nameks again?" Kibito asked, noting Piccolo's sulking form.

". Maybe." Shin said, glancing both ways.

"SHIN! You've got to stop picking on the Namekians! Remember our little trip to Namek? Those guys were really upset!" Kibito scorned.

"Guys, I don't want to interrupt or anything but aren't we supposed to be saving the world?" Goku asked.

Everyone fell silent.

". Shuddup." Shin broke the silence.

". WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" Goku broke into hysterical tears as everyone else sweatdropped.

"Now look what you've done! You made Kakarot cry!" Vegeta said angrily, pointing an accusing finger at Shin.

Shin didn't hear, he'd zoned out four minutes ago.

::We're gonna die,:: Gohan thought to himself.

FOUR HOURS LATER WHEN EVERYONE CALMED DOWN AND REMEMBERED WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

"Why are we hiding on this rock where we are clearly visible? Why don't we go down there and blast them all to hell?" Vegeta asked, aggravated.

"Because no one listens to you, Vegeta." Krillen answered.

Suddenly Dabura came up from nowhere and blasted Kibito. All that was left of the tall, hot-pink warrior was a fine dust that floated away in the gentle breeze.

So beautiful.

"OH MY GOD! THE KILLED KIBITO!" Gohan gasped, horrified.

"YOU BA-" Krillen started, but was cut off as he turned to stone.

Piccolo was spat on and stonified too.

Then Dabura flew away.

They all stared at the statures that were Krillen and Piccolo.. but then Vegeta blew Krillen up.

"VEGETA!" everyone else shouted in unison.

"I wanted to see what was inside." Vegeta whined.

"Oh well, we'll get over it." Shin shrugged as they all flew down the elevator, to face the horrors lurking within.

END OF CHAPTER 1

Neon: This was my first DBZ fic, so please tell me what you thought of it.

P.S.: I've recently been mourning the death of my pet goldfish,please, let us take a moment to remember.

Kevin the Goldfish

December - February

May you never jump out of another fish bowel, wherever you are.