Muse Fight

Once upon a time, Atomic Penguin was AIMing with Aminta Kristine…

Atomic Penguin: Eep! It's 'all I ask of you' GAG

4:10 PM

Aminta Kristine: fop sing...passes out in disgust

Aminta Kristine: Marek-not here, leave a message after the tone

Aminta Kristine: Marek-BEEEEEEEEEP!

Atomic Penguin: Oh damn...

Atomic Penguin: hehe

Aminta Kristine: Westley-sniggers and watches Aminta fall

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-falls into Erik's arms

Atomic Penguin: slaps westly Arse!

Aminta Kristine: Erik-Stupid Marek. Not good enough for mon ange

Aminta Kristine: Erik-gently places a kiss onto Aminta's forehead and lays her on the bed

Aminta Kristine: Erik-goes to get smelling salts

Aminta Kristine: Marek-runs into the room WOAH! Wha' di' I miss ?

Atomic Penguin: She passed out.

Atomic Penguin: Again.

Aminta Kristine: Marek-sees Aminta passed out No' again!

Atomic Penguin: Ha, yeah

Atomic Penguin: Erik's gone to get the smelling salts.

Aminta Kristine: Erik-BACK!

Aminta Kristine: Marek-Let 'er sleep, Erik. She's 'ad only 10 hours of sleep combined this week.

Atomic Penguin: Wow... What's she been doing?

4:15 PM

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-ZZZZZZZsnort-snoreZZZZZZZZZZ

Aminta Kristine: Marek-She's been talkin' to ye, lassie

Atomic Penguin: Not all night thoguht!

Atomic Penguin: though

Aminta Kristine: Westley-You didn't help, either, though, Marek.

Atomic Penguin: I've had more sleep that her I think... like 12 hours.

Aminta Kristine: Erik-raises an eyebrow Marek, what did I tell you about keeping your hands off my angel?

Atomic Penguin: Oh dear..

Aminta Kristine: Marek-Um...starts to shake

Aminta Kristine: Erik-gets out punjab lasso

Atomic Penguin: There's gonna be a muse fight...

Atomic Penguin: BOYS!

Atomic Penguin: NO!

Atomic Penguin: Put that away!

Atomic Penguin: Erik, you go in that corner, Marek, in the other.

Atomic Penguin: Westley. you go over there...

Aminta Kristine: Westley-This is going to be quite good, I'm sure... sniggers I'm rooting for Erik. places a few bucks in a pile on the table

Atomic Penguin: Now we're gonna be civil to eachother till Aminta Kristine wakes up, kay?

Aminta Kristine: Gerik #4-I'm going for Marek does gay-guy flippy-hand thing

Atomic Penguin: glares at westly

Aminta Kristine: Gerik #4-slaps $5 to the pile

Atomic Penguin: Oh god..

Aminta Kristine: Marek-randomly finds a bow and a quiver of arrows behind him YES!

Atomic Penguin: Oh god! OO

Aminta Kristine: Voice behind Marek-Excuse me, but those are mine, sir.

Atomic Penguin: o-o

Aminta Kristine: Gerik #4-OH MY GOSH! IT'S LEGOLAS! runs after Legolas, who runs from the gay guy

Atomic Penguin: Gerik 4! Come back!

Atomic Penguin: Urgh, she passes out for 2 minutes, anf they're out of control..

Aminta Kristine: Terry Sheridan-enters room, and throws $6 into the pile I'm going to Marek. He's best with swords. hands a sword to Marek

4:20 PM

Atomic Penguin: bangs head on wall

Aminta Kristine: Trevor-Yes, but Erik used to be an agent...adds $10 to the pile

Atomic Penguin: See this is why I have 3 muses...

Atomic Penguin: It's safer...

Aminta Kristine: Marek takes a lunge at Erik, who dunks and runs behind the statue of Gerry

Atomic Penguin: settles on the floor with a bucket of popcorn to watch

Aminta Kristine: gErik #2-is it to late to make bets?

Aminta Kristine: Gerik #2-slaps down $4 on the table I'm going for...um...

4:25 PM

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-ME. slaps both Marek and Erik Shut up you too. You can both have a piece of me later.

Aminta Kristine: rolls eyes

Aminta Kristine: Thanks, btw, Gerik #3 for typing that out for Renn. I'm sure she appreciated that.

Atomic Penguin: You were awake the whole time weren't you?

Aminta Kristine: no just woke up, saw the bets on the table, Gerik #3 at the computer, and Marek with a sword, and put 3 and 3 together

Atomic Penguin: Ah.

Atomic Penguin: They're crazy...

Atomic Penguin: All of em...

Aminta Kristine: indeed.

Aminta Kristine: at least u don't have to live with them

Atomic Penguin: You don't have a legolas do you?

Aminta Kristine: good gosh...

Aminta Kristine: no...

Aminta Kristine: y?

Atomic Penguin: Uh oh.

Atomic Penguin: I think someone's Legolas is lurking around here. Gerik 4 chases him off a second ago

Aminta Kristine: HEADDESK

Aminta Kristine: oh shit.

Aminta Kristine: not again...

Aminta Kristine: MAREK! Go find Legolas and give him back his bow and arrows

Aminta Kristine: gosh

4:30 PM

Aminta Kristine: ERIK! put away that lasso before I get out the vaccuum

Aminta Kristine: Erik-vaccuum?

Atomic Penguin: My erik: come out of the shadows What an interesting show...

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-yes. Remember the whole Mozenrath incident?

Atomic Penguin: Erik! What the hell are you doing here?

Aminta Kristine: Erik-face drains of all color

Atomic Penguin: ... I don't think I wanna know...

Aminta Kristine: Erik-puts lasso away quickly and runs off

Aminta Kristine: no

Aminta Kristine: Westley-no u don't

Aminta Kristine: Westley-It was Suzunomiko's idea...

Aminta Kristine: Westley-we were all forced to watch. It was HORRIBLE!

Atomic Penguin: Erik: May I inquire as to what happened?

Aminta Kristine: Westley-shudders

Atomic Penguin: Erik! He said we don't wanna know!

Aminta Kristine: Westley-NO!

Aminta Kristine: Westley-just know that it was NOT something PG...

Aminta Kristine: Westley-shudders

Atomic Penguin: Erik: pulls out punjab lasso

Atomic Penguin: me: ERIK! You put that damn thing AWAY!

Atomic Penguin: Erik: Not until he tells me.

Aminta Kristine: Atilla-Chill out.

Atomic Penguin: me: mutters brat...

Aminta Kristine: Atilla-Seriously, listen to the lady and put it away.

Atomic Penguin: Whoa, where'd you come from?

Atomic Penguin: Erik: sighs

Aminta Kristine: Gracula-Yessss. Or else I will seduce your lady friend

Atomic Penguin: erik: OO

Atomic Penguin: me: droool

Atomic Penguin: Erik: Renn? Renn?

Atomic Penguin: What did you do to her? gets out lasso again

4:35 PM

Aminta Kristine: Gracula-Laughs evilly and floats up to the ceiling

Atomic Penguin: erik: What in the...

Aminta Kristine: ATILLA-ZOINK! grabs punjab lasso

Atomic Penguin: Erik: RAAAAA

Aminta Kristine: Atilla-runs off waving lasso int he air like a prize

Atomic Penguin: Me; snaps put of trance WHAT THE HELL?

Aminta Kristine: Gracula-spits on Erik's head

Atomic Penguin: Erik: Chases Atilla

Atomic Penguin: YOU COME BACK HERE YOU! GARRR!

Aminta Kristine: bloody spit drips down Erik's face

Atomic Penguin: Me: Will you STOP TORMENTING MY MUSE?

Aminta Kristine: Gracula-makes Atilla float to ceiling, and high-fives him

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-GUYS! KNOCK IT OFF!

Atomic Penguin: jumps but cannot quite reach Gracula

Aminta Kristine: silence as muses cower

Atomic Penguin: RAAAAAR!

Atomic Penguin: Erik: twitch

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-punches Erik in face, who just stands there, shocked

Aminta Kristine: grabs lasso from Atilla and ahnds it to Erik

Aminta Kristine: here. now SHUT UP

Aminta Kristine: and sorry for my muses' behavior...

Atomic Penguin: Renn: O-O You did not just punch my muse...

Aminta Kristine: blushes and snaps her fingers, making flyswatters appear, and makes them slap her muses un the arse

Atomic Penguin: twitch

Aminta Kristine: it was just enough to make him snap out of it

Aminta Kristine: more of a...

Aminta Kristine: love-pat

Aminta Kristine: yesss...

Aminta Kristine: shifty eyes

Atomic Penguin: right. suure.

Aminta Kristine: i was gentle!

Aminta Kristine: i assure you!

Atomic Penguin: Hehe yeah. Erik, c'mere. Go home, mkay?

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-pats Erik on shoulder Life's tough with these guys. Just go and relax now. Trust me on this one.

4:40 PM

Atomic Penguin: Erik: nods and walks off grumbling something about punjabs, and torture chambers

Aminta Kristine: Aminta-snaps fingers and changes Erik's clothes into bunny pajamas

Atomic Penguin: me: warning voice Erik...

Aminta Kristine: Erik-doesn't notice and keeps walking

Atomic Penguin: Erik: OO

Atomic Penguin: xD nm

Atomic Penguin: Well, that was fun

Aminta Kristine: yo tengo mad-o skills-o

Aminta Kristine: raises hand i second that motion!

Aminta Kristine: dude. I am SOOO saving that as a story.

Aminta Kristine: goes to save as a story

Atomic Penguin: xD yeah!

And so, the muse-fight was turned into a story, and everybody lived happily-ever-after. Well, for the most part…

Westleysniggers Yeah right…

The End