Naruto: The Musical!
A very silly story. Singing ninjas. Action and plot twists. Neji on crack. TWO THUMBS UP!
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"NARUTO, I'M WARNING YOU, YOU TOUCH THAT THING AND I'LL SHOVE THIS KUNAI STRAIGHT UP YOUR—"
"I wouldn't do that Sakura, it'll just make him want to!" Ino protested. Sakura's whole face was a flaming red, and a kunai was ready in her left hand. Her eyes were piercing through Naruto's backside, which was currently up in a tree looking at something particularly shiny.
"Aw, c'mon, Sakura-chan! Just a poke! It's SOOOOOO SHINY!" He whined. Naruto was in a tree, staring at what looked like a small gold rectangle, glimmering through the snow on the trees. Sakura's pink hair began to whip in the wind as she stomped closer to the tree in pure fury.
"GET DOWN! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!" She growled. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH FOREIGN OBJECTS! It might be an explosive tag!" She explained. She, Ino, and Naruto were the only ones who were just outside the training area, on one of their only days off. Everyone else was probably inside somewhere warm, but no. Naruto HAD to tag along with Ino and her...and get into some stupid trouble, just like always!
"Fine, fine, you party-pooper..." Naruto mumbled. Sakura's knuckles shone white. Suddenly a squirrel jumped right behind Naruto, pushing him deeper into the tree. He easily lost balance.
"AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" He cried, following forward onto the golden rectangle. There was a huge flash of white light, and Sakura's and Ino's screams were heard throughout the fields of snow.
"NARUTO YOU BAKA!" Sakura cried. Suddenly the light subsided. Naruto was on the ground, in a heap of snow, the golden rectangle gone.
"Ow..." He said, his voice muffled by the snow.
"YOU IMBECILE! KAMI KNOWS WHAT YOU'VE DONE THIS TIME!" Sakura shrieked. She kicked him into the snow further.
"I'm sure nothing's wrong!" He whined. Ino sighed, and put a hand on Sakura's shoulder.
"C'mon, let's just get back into town and make sure everything's okay." She said. Sakura nodded, reluctantly, and they started off walking.
"Wait for me!" Naruto cried, getting up after a few tries, and ran after them.
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"Really, Naruto, this is one of the stupidest things you've done!" Sakura complained. She wasn't in her psychotic anger anymore, so it was a start, at least.
"But nothing happened, seriously!" He said convincingly. "Everything's fine!" Sakura sighed.
"I guess so..." She said. Suddenly, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Hinata, TenTen, Lee, and Neji walked up.
"Hey." Kiba said. "What's up?"
"Naruto touched this shiny thing and this huge white light came out of nowhere!" Ino gushed. Sakura gave her a glare.
"Stupid as always." Shikamaru said in a bored tone.
"HEY!" Naruto said.
"But really, I swear, you'll never become Hokage if you keep pulling this!" Sakura said to him. He glared. He jumped up in the air.
"I am going to become Hokage!" He said.
"Yeah right." Kiba said, teasingly. Hinata just looked at the ground.
"OH YEAH!" Naruto cried. Suddenly he stopped, and started twitching. Everyone stared.
"Um, are you okay?" Ino asked. Choji stared.
"I have this unresistable urge to..." Naruto said, quietly. Everyone leaned in closer. Suddenly he stopped twitching. He smirked. And then...began to SING.
"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!" He challenged, in song, poking Kiba in the chest.
"I've never seen a king of peeps with quite so little hair!" Kiba said, also in song. Everyone gaped.
"I'm gonna be the main event!
Like no king was before!
I'm brushing up on looking down...
I'm working on my roar!" He said, getting in Kiba's face. Everyone watched, their heads cocked to one side.
"Thus far a rather uninspiring thing!" Kiba snickered.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!" He sang proudly. Everyone's mouths were wide open. Naruto started to parade around. Everyone followed like zombies. He jumped on a box. "No one saying do this:"
"Now when I said that--!" Kiba explained in song. Suddenly Hinata looked up.
"No one saying be there..." She sang softly. Everyone stared at her. It was so un-Hinata like.
"What I meant was--!" Kiba said.
"No one saying stop that!" Naruto cried.
" What you don't realize—" Kiba persisted.
"No one saying see here!" Sakura chimed in.
"Now see here!" Kiba cried out.
"Free to run around, all day!" Naruto sang happily.
"That's definitely out—" Kiba continued.
"Free to do it all MY WAY!" Naruto yelled.
"I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart-to-heart!" Kiba sang, suddenly out of breath from running after Naruto. The others kept following.
"Kings don't need advice
From little dog-boys for a start!" Naruto challenged. Kiba looked furious.
"If this is where the monarchy is headed--
Count me out!
Out of service, out of Konoha...
I wouldn't hang about!
This child is getting wildly out of wing!" Kiba growled.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!" Naruto screamed in song. "Everybody look left!"
"Everybody look right..." Hinata added softly.
"Everywhere you look I'm—"Naruto cried dramatically, "Standing in the spotlight!"
"Not yet!" Kiba howled in song.
"Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be Naruto's finest fling!" Everyone sang proudly. They didn't know why...but some strange force was making them sing out!
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!" Naruto sang.
"Oh, he just can't wait to be king!" Everyone chorused.
"Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To be king!" He screamed in the big finish. Suddenly the strange music that urged them to sing stop. Everyone stared at Naruto. He smirked triumphantly. Everyone gaped. Hinata fell over, probably fainting. Everyone didn't notice. Neji cleared his throat.
"Ahem. Well. That was...disturbing." He said cautiously.
"I wonder why that happened."
"How troublesome." Three guesses who that was.
"I'm hungry." Three guesses who that was.
"I think maybe we should all go...lie down." Sakura said, plainly scared out of her panties.
"Yeah..." Everyone said. They left. Hinata lay in the road, unconscious.
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So ends chapter 1! More to come soon!
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