James was immediately rush to the hospital wing after Lily had kicked him extremely hard in the nuts because they were having an argument about an animagus. But what did lily care, she was sick of the bastard. He was always trying to ask her out. But y couldn't he see that she didn't want to be stuck with a jerk-face-saggy-butt-cheek-bastard. But hey she thought he was cute. But she didn't like the way that he would pull pranks on her. She seriously thought that he was an immature kid stuck in an extremely hot guys body.

Lily went and sat down in the common room with her portable television that she had gotten one day in the muggle shopping centres. She thought that is was pretty snazzy. Suddenly she was interrupted by a loud voice that she knew very well.

"Lily you bitch! How dare you kick him"

"Be care ful I could kick you to" she said and Sirius put his hands over his balls so that they wouldn't get hurt. He planned on using them one day.

"How dare you kick him in the balls that hard. He has to use them one day"

"Its not my fault he started it. He shouldn't of called me that. Its his loss not mine."

"Lily your are such a bitch you know that. I would show you by buttocks as I walk out the door but it is such a blinding sight even for me. Your lucky you know. But still a bitch"

"And proud of it" she said as Sirius walked out the door.

AT dinner lily was already sitting at her table with her friends talking about things that girls generally talk about. Then everything went quiet and every one looked a the door. They saw James and Sirius standing there. They started to walk down the aisle. James was walking a bit funny because his balls were still in agony. James saw Lily and stopped walking. He looked at her and then sat down next to her.

"What do you want purple balls?" she asked

"I would like to say thing very very very much for the present that you left me to day. And also for the lovely visit to the hospital wing. I had the time of my life. Having the nurse look at my down bellows." He said and lily burst out laughing

"She looked at your balls.?" Lilly was laughing so hard that she was crying.

"Unfortunately. But Lily your are so lucky that I am still able to you my extra bits. The nurse said that any longer and I would not be able to use them again for the rest of my life."

"Ill keep that in mind for next time" she was still laughing. James stood up and went and sat with his friends.

After dinner every one had gone to bed because dinner was a bit behind schedule. Lily wasn't tired so she went down to the common room and watcher her tv. She was about halfway through her favourite muggle show when James came in the room, he looked very sad. Lily Turned off her tv and stood up. She felt bad about what she had done to James so she wanted to apologise.

"James can I talk to you for a sec." Lily said Stopping James in his track. James didn't want to listen so he shoved her out of the way.

"James stop I want to talk to you."

"Lily I don't want to talk to you. Not after what you did to me to day" he said giving her a mean look. He turned to walk up the stairs but he was stopped again by lily.

"James just listen!" she yelled

"No I…" he was interrupted by lily kissing him. Not just any kiss but a DMK (deep and meaningful kiss). He put his arms around Lily's waist and kissed back. The pulled apart.

"Im listening" said james

"I wanted to say that I was sorry for today. I didn't mean to kiss, I mean kick you that hard. Im sorry James really I am"

"Its ok they are getting better any way. Im sorry for pulling those pranks on you all the time. I promise never to do it again. Lily will you go out with me?" Lily Pulled him in to a deep passionate kiss. They broke apart after a while.

"Ill take that as a yes" James laughed.