I don't own Merlin.


Dear Blacksmith Guild,

I must commend your iron work. much of it is quite impressive. However, it has come to my attention that in recent years, there has been a severe decline in the weight bearing capacity of your chains, specifically those holding chandeliers. Up to this point, it has actually proved a fairly profitable lapse in judgement on your part, but I doubt our luck will hold, so henceforth I command an increase in chain width by thirty five percent, for the safety of all in Camelot and beyond.

Signed,

Uther Pendragon