hey guys, pyromemca here. I am the alternate account for aeromenca to post regular, non-dirty stories on. This is the first story to be posted on my alternate account. I, Pyromenca, am going to embark on a Pokemon adventure! Without further ado, let's get this roasting!

Disclaimer-I do not own pokemon


hey, let me introduce myself. I am pyromenca, and I'm about to embark on a Pokemon adventure. Now, I'm sure that you're wondering what region I live in, ect. I tell those of you to hold on for just a second. I live in fiery volcano village in the Pyro region, but I was not named after the region. No, I was named pyromenca due to me almost dying in a hospital fire when I was first born. Currently, I am relaxing in my room..okay, that's a total lie. I'm eagerly waiting for the clock n my wall to read 6:00, as that's when the pokemon lab first opens up for the new pokemon trainers. Right now the clock 5:55. It was only five more minutes until I could race down to the Pokemon lab so I could grab my first pokemon and begin my adventure.

I was so extremely eager to start my journey, almost to the point of bolting out right now. I had even gone to bed extra early so I could wale up early to get my pokemon before everyone else. I decided to head to the lab early in order to get a secured first pokemon. I ran out if my room, down the stairs, and out the door, heading towards the Pokemon lab.

Six minutes later, I was talking to the professor, about to get my first official pokemon.

"Ok, so you choose anorith?" The professor asked me cheerfully

"Yep!" I responded with twice as much cheer

The professor, deemed prof. Py by the region, gave me my anorith. I couldnt wait, do I threw my pokeball up in the air, releasing my anorith to see the world for the first time in millions of years.

He was shocked to say the least, but accepted me as his trainer, crawing over to me and hugging my legs. In reality I couldn't see, he was scared.

to be continued

Yes, odd place to leave off, but I had to hurry up and post this to fully establish an alternate account to aeromenca. If you like this one so far, check out his ones. But, they're dirty, at least some of them, fair warning. Until next time, roast-N-toast...ahahaha...